Azure Flame Reloaded

Cao Cao thought that the good times would never end, that he and Guan Yu could be together forever. What he didn’t count on was Guan Yu’s undying love for Liu Bei, a love that would drive him to mercilessly slaughter all who stood in the way of a reunion with his brother and lover. [...]

Cao Cao may have brought Guan Yu to his side, but winning his heart will be another matter entirely. Can any gift, no matter how extravagant, hope to erase the memories of his dear Liu Bei from Guan Yu’s heart? Liu Bei and Guan Yu’s relationship faces its toughest challenge yet.

Today on ROTK, we get a look into a life of the Great One, God on Earth, Zhuge Liang…through a clip show. Fortunately, a lot of the clips are from before I started blogging the series, so I can unashamedly use the screencaps. It’s ironic that only a few weeks ago I jokingly said “these [...]

Warning: what follows is exactly the same kind of thing that I have been posting for the last couple of months. If this offends or upsets you in any way, please feel free not to read it; I won’t hold it against you. Cao Cao: Damn you, Liu Bei!

It has come to my attention that some readers expect a measure of historical accuracy from a parody of an anime which is loosely based on a novel believed to be around 70% fact, 30% embellishment. Therefore, this week I have actually gone back in time to the Three Kingdoms era and photographed some key [...]

Cao Cao may be chaotic, but as he aspires to greater things, will he ever be able to be as worthy and HARD GAY as Liu Bei? It seems unlikely, for Liu Bei has Righteous and Justice on his side, as well as two brothers to keep his skills honed. Cao Cao feels no sense [...]

No matter how absurdly powerful you are, if your name isn’t Liu Bei, your arc must come to an end sometime. So it is that Lu Bu will come to say his last “Damn you!” as his arc comes to a much-needed end. Let the chaos commence! It’s all too easy to a bit overreact.

Lu Bu wanted to believe he was more than an annoying mid-boss, but unfortunately for him, his time draws short. No matter how many times he cuts heads or utters “Damn you!”, the writing is on the wall- he just can’t stand up to the combined powers of Cao Cao, Hero of Chaos, and Liu [...]

What’s this? Liu Bei has allied with the Hero of Chaos, Cao Cao? It can only be a temporary measure, for Liu Bei is a Destined Warrior of Righteousness, whilst Cao Cao is just a greedy, grasping man consumed by his own ambitions. Cao Cao wants to become emperor because he is an ambitious and [...]

These are chaotic times, chaotic times indeed. Grasping villains lurk all around, cruelly seizing power for their own selfish uses. Only one man, a single solitary beacon of Light and Justice, can possibly hope to save us from the encroaching Darkness- he is known to us mortals as Liu Bei, the Divine Crusader. Zhang Fei [...]