Azure Flame Reloaded

It’s been a long road, but the end is finally in sight, or is it? For although our animated journey must end, the chaos is not over as the Three Kingdoms era properly begins… Continue Reading »

A little over a year ago, I introduced the unintentional hilarity that was Romance of the Three Kingdoms, a 1991 series notable for its remarkable cheesiness and incredibly poor subtitles. Now, the series is finally complete but the question remains- was it really worth sitting through?

The answer to that, quite simply, is no, but since ending the post here would render it pointless, I really should go into more detail. As mentioned in the first review, the main draw of this series is not the plot- even Three Kingdoms fanboys will find little to appreciate in this compressed and even more edited tale of Liu Bei and his Warriors of Justice- but the fact that the combination of story and grammatically questionable subtitles made the whole thing into a laugh riot. Continue Reading »

Even as Cao Cao laughs evilly and plots his victory, Zhou Yu and the forces of Wu are preparing to move against him so that Huang Gai can give Wei the very first taste of Flaming Passion. Meanwhile, the godlike Zhuge Liang decides to invent some new HARD GAY techniques. Continue Reading »

There’s a new genius in town; his name is Pang Tong and he has a fondness for bondage. Can Pang Tong convince Wu and Wei to adopt his ways, or will the classic techniques win out over whips and chains? Continue Reading »

When Zhou Yu decides to slip a man into the enemy camp, he has to choose carefully. Eventually, he settles on Huang Gai, a man whose HARD GAY prowess will sure make Cao Cao fall for him straightaway. Unfortunately, in order to pique Cao Cao’s interests, Huang Gai must first master a dangerous type of Rod… Continue Reading »

In an attempt to show that there are things even Zhuge Liang cannot do, Zhou Yu sets him the task of giving HARD GAY 100,000 times in just three days! Is Zhuge up to the task, or will that just wear out his Liang? Continue Reading »

Whilst Cao Cao continues to work his way through Fei Wong’s villain’s phrasebook, he sends an underling to subvert Zhou Yu through HARD GAY. But can he really hope to have a chance against one of the masters of the bedroom? Continue Reading »

Realising that he may never be able to convert Zhuge Liang from pure HARD GAY to BI, Zhou Yu decides that he must instead remove his rival and all who insist on following HARD GAY despite the dawning of a new era. Can Zhuge Liang and the righteous warriors of Shu fend off the insidious plans of BI? Continue Reading »

Liu Bei may be ‘first wife’, but now that he is in Wu, Zhuge Liang sees no harm in trying the local men. Certainly Sun Quan has taken his fancy, but how will he feel about Zhou Yu, a man known to have given up pure HARD GAY in favour of the pursuit of BI? Continue Reading »

“Kong Ming, you are wrong.”

“Actually, I am right.”

“Yes, I see your point.” Continue Reading »