Azure Flame Reloaded

Whilst Romeo has Pleasure with Juliet, Cielo neighs from outside. (Romeo: Oh my god, what am I doing? I swore to be faithful to HORSE, yet here I am having STRAIGHT!) Romeo: Sorry! Romeo runs outside and has quick HORSE with Cielo. Romeo: I’m sorry, Cielo, I don’t know what came over me. You will [...]

Whilst generic forces of evil plot to capture the Red Whirlwind, Conrad berates Juliet for the 50th time. Conrad: Juliet, I want you to stop being so reckless! Do you think that main character immunity lets you charge in to anything and leave the rest of us stuck at home without any screen time? We’re [...]

Conrad: When the Capulets were murdered, every family that served them was slaughtered without exception…well, except for the remarkably large number of survivors here. We have all sworn to serve you, and I even have this sword you can equip to increase your ATK by 2. (Juliet: Wow, my ATK will be doubled!)

Romeo and Juliet have their fateful encounter before Benvolio interrupts them. Benvolio: Romeo, what are you doing with a woman? Come over here and have some HARD GAY. (Juliet: He’s HARD GAY?) Juliet runs away and goes to leave the keep. Soldier: Hey, are you leaving on your own? Francisco and Curio arrive. Francisco: Please [...]

One appropriately dramatic night, Montague and his people attack the Capulets and slaughter them. Capulet: Damn you, Montague- how could you do such a thing? Montague: Gwakaka- it is all part of my plan to become the main villain of this series! Young Juliet and Cordelia are rescued by Conrad and his Pegasus, giving the [...]