Azure Flame Reloaded

Romeo indulges in a budget-saving Flashback Mode about Petruchio. (Romeo: Petruchio, you were such a well developed character who was integral to the plot of the series. We have suffered a severe blow thanks to your loss.) Giovanni: Okay, Petruchio’s dead- now let’s get on with the story. Without Petruchio, Romeo is forced to turn [...]

Juliet, Francisco, Curio and Antonio prepare to go to William’s mother’s house. Francisco: This journey will help to waste a few more episodes. On the way to his new appointment as a mine overseer, Romeo recalls his last conversation with his father. Montague: How could you let that Capulet grape sympathiser go? Romeo: I know [...]

Generics stand motionless as Juliet is brought back to Neo Verona in custody. (Generics: This is our only chance for screen time!) In the shadows, Curio and Francisco watch. Francisco: Curio, this is our chance to do something relevant to the plot. We must not mess it up. Curio: Do you really think I would [...]

Romeo and Juliet encounter an abandoned village. Juliet: Looks like this village hasn’t been populated with NPCs yet- we should rest and hope that there are no events to trigger. Romeo and Juliet enter a house. Romeo: I’m sorry it’s so sparse in here- the interior designers haven’t even finished this place. Juliet: I don’t [...]

Romeo and Juliet fly over the city, having HORSE. Romeo: We must fly far away, to a place where HORSE and STRAIGHT are acceptable. Juliet: Who needs HORSE when we have STRAIGHT? Romeo: Good point- ever since I met you, I have felt less and less interested in HORSE.

Juliet and Antonio enter the Sewer map and meet up with Tybalt. Tybalt: Antonio, I must replace you in the active party and lead Juliet to safety before she gets into battle with any enemies capable of draining all her HP in one hit. Juliet: But everyone else up there is fighting- and the opponents [...]

Romeo angsts at home. (Romeo: My name is in the series title, but this other guy has every advantage over me! What if they ask me to step down as a main character?) Meanwhile, Juliet is trying to hack off her hair with a sword. Cordelia: Juliet, what are you doing? Can’t you use scissors [...]

Romeo and Juliet conclude their STRAIGHT. Romeo: Impractical as it would be, I don’t want to ever let you go again. Juliet: This love can never be…HORSE would always come between us. Romeo: We must at least give it a try, or calling this show Romeo X Juliet becomes pointless. The next day, Juliet-Odin and [...]

Guest character Tybalt joins the party. Tybalt: Fear me, for not only am I bishie and high level, but I have a long cloak and two swords. Tybalt easily defeats the generic enemies in one hit. Curio: Damn you- that was my EXP! Tybalt: I must leave now, for I am so good looking that [...]

Dressed as the Red Whirlwind, the doctor launches himself into the waiting soldiers. Cerimon: Excellent- you’ve arrived just in time for a spot of Mace and Flaming Arrow! Generics: Red Whirlwind- Pleasure the soldiers so that they won’t expect bondage from us! Doctor: Let these people go- I shall be your partner tonight! Cerimon: How [...]