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Final Thoughts: Romeo X Juliet
In the floating city of Neo Verona, the Capulet family ruled peacefully- until the night Lord Montague massacred them and took control of the city for himself. Unbeknownst to him, however, the surviving friends and retainers of the family take it upon themselves to rescue Capulet’s daughter Juliet and raise her in secret, all the [...]
Posted: February 13th, 2008 under Romeo X Juliet, Series reviews.
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Romeo X Juliet parody episode 24 [end]
Ophelia kisses Juliet. Juliet: No! I don’t want to turn HARD YURI! Meanwhile, Francisco, Curio , Conrad and Tybalt are stuck outside. Francisco: It looks like we aren’t even important enough to be allowed into the final area. Tybalt: I hate to say it, but the time has come to accept our accursed roles as [...]
Posted: January 28th, 2008 under Romeo X Juliet.
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Romeo X Juliet parody episode 23
Everyone has been patiently waiting in the throne room since last episode. Romeo: Juliet, I now declare that you are Grand Duchess of Neo Verona. Use your main character power to save the people whilst I go back to the village to continue my Harvest Moon dreams. Generics cheer as the Capulet banner is raised. [...]
Posted: November 17th, 2007 under Romeo X Juliet.
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Romeo X Juliet parody episode 22
Juliet is angsting over her destiny when Tybalt appears. Tybalt: Juliet, I must have some kind of plot role to justify my existence- therefore I must insist that I be the one to kill Montague. Juliet: Hatred and anger is wrong- the only way out of this situation is for me to become WOOD. Tybalt: [...]
Posted: November 12th, 2007 under Romeo X Juliet.
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Romeo X Juliet parody episode 21
Picking up where last episode left off. Ophelia: Yes, the time has come for you to have TREE with Escalus and thus turn into one yourself, proving the superiority of WOOD over mere flesh. Juliet passes out, and awakens later by herself. Juliet: Must I really sacrifice myself for the sake of a load of [...]
Posted: September 27th, 2007 under Romeo X Juliet.
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Romeo X Juliet parody episode 20
At the village, Romeo finds that all the crops have failed, crushing his Harvest Moon dreams. Romeo: How can this be happening? I followed all the instructions in the manual! Giovanni: Looks like we bought a special edition of Harvest Moon with more challenging requirements. Romeo: Well then, we’ll just have to reset and start [...]
Posted: September 22nd, 2007 under Romeo X Juliet.
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Romeo X Juliet parody episode 19
Romeo shows Juliet his masterwork, the Harvest Moon village. Romeo: As you can see, it isn’t perfect- this one tiny field that holds all my livestock isn’t ideal, and my great plans to have everyone live here one day might be a teensy bit ambitious. Juliet: I think it’s wonderful- although not as wonderful as [...]
Posted: August 28th, 2007 under Romeo X Juliet.
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Romeo X Juliet parody episode 18
Juliet and her allies hold a meeting. Francisco: What we need to do is somehow assemble a previously unmentioned group of HORSE cavalry for an all-out attack. Conrad: So what we need to do is start recruiting generics. Francisco: Yes- it’s only episode 18, so we have plenty of time to make arrangements. A delivery [...]
Posted: August 22nd, 2007 under Romeo X Juliet.
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Romeo X Juliet parody episode 17
Emilia, Conrad and Shakespeare ride towards the summer house. Emilia: Wow, it’s episode seventeen and I’m still getting screen time! I thought I was going to be a one shot character! Shakespeare: Can you shut up for a moment? I still can’t come up with a decent plot for this series! At the mines, Romeo [...]
Posted: August 13th, 2007 under Romeo X Juliet.
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Romeo X Juliet parody episode 16
At the Keep, Hermione confronts Mercutio. Hermione: I somehow magically heard that there was an accident in the mines! Do you think Romeo survived? Mercutio: Unfortunately, he did, which puts paid to my plans of becoming the main character. Hermione: Don’t say that! Juliet is the one we must get rid of, so that I [...]
Posted: August 7th, 2007 under Romeo X Juliet.
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