Archive for the 'Pumpkin Scissors' Category

Apr 02 2007

Pumpkin Scissors parody 7 part II

Published by Karura under Pumpkin Scissors


He is put off by the idea of his Zhuge Liang going into that mouth.


“I’m ready for you, Randel!” Continue Reading »

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Apr 01 2007

Pumpkin Scissors parody 7 part I

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Whilst Alice is forced to stay home and endure the twin evils of HARD YURI and STRAIGHT with her sisters and fiancé respectively, the rest of Section III is sent out to investigate an anonymous tip about a new form of HARD GAY. Will it be able to teach them secrets they don’t know, or is it just another case of someone trying to pass of a Dagger as a Sword?


(“I have read about this new form of HARD GAY, and it sounds interesting.”) Continue Reading »

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Mar 24 2007

Pumpkin Scissors parody 6 part II

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“Excuse me, do you know anything about BI?”


“I don’t think we’re going to get any BI here- these people are completely inexperienced.” Continue Reading »

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Mar 23 2007

Pumpkin Scissors parody 6 part I

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When Randel finds an abandoned baby, everyone wonders if it is his HARD GAY lovechild, but when Alice and the others decide to search for the mother, they get distracted by a desire to try some BI with the local townspeople. Will the baby ever be reunited with its real parents, and more importantly, will Alice find a willing partner?


What better way to start the episode than with a gratuitous cat shot? Continue Reading »

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Mar 20 2007

Pumpkin Scissors parody 5 part II

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“We, er, thought a bit of HARD GAY might help him recuperate.” Continue Reading »

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Mar 19 2007

Pumpkin Scissors parody 5 part I

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Randel is stuck in the hospital without any hope of HARD GAY- at least until he gets a new partner in the next bed. Meanwhile, Oreld and Machs plot to have some threesome action just as soon as they can get their hands on Randel’s Zhuge Liang again.


Randel is caught sneaking out of the hospital for some back street HARD GAY. Continue Reading »

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Mar 17 2007

Pumpkin Scissors parody 4

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Tank has always been the most difficult form of HARD GAY to attempt, but Section III has been tasked with the mission of uncovering its secrets. But will even Randel ‘Tank Master’ Oland and his unique HARD GAY techniques be enough to ensure that the unit can learn all about the workings of Tank?


The lab chief is caught reading adult magazines. Continue Reading »

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Mar 16 2007

Pumpkin Scissors parody 3

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When the Pumpkin Scissors unit is sent to a village to practise their Drill and Pickaxe skills, they meet unexpected resistance from the locals, who seem to have an aversion to any sort of HARD GAY. Can Alice ever hope to convince them to jump into bed for a group session?


Alice’s sisters arrive on a mission- to turn their Sword using sibling into a proper lady. Continue Reading »

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Feb 25 2007

Pumpkin Scissors parody 2

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When a feudal lord decides to inflict new HARD GAY techniques on his populace, the Pumpkin Scissors are sent in to ensure that no one is being forced into the bedroom against their will. Will Alice, new recruit Randal and the FMA rip-off supporting characters be able to ensure that justice is done?


A bondage session is arranged by moonlight. Continue Reading »

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Feb 24 2007

Pumpkin Scissors parody 1

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Lieutenant Alice Malvin, a woman with a penchant for using a ‘sword’, and Randel Oland, a man with mysterious powers of HARD GAY- two main characters who were destined to meet by virtue of being in the same series. Could this be the start of a great adventure?


The first rule of military school- always grasp your opponent’s ‘weapon’ by hand. Continue Reading »

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