May
21
2007

“How dare you accuse me of such things?”

“I’m sorry, but that guy’s a master of seduction! He gave Bruno and Rick ‘flute lessons’, if you know what I mean- I couldn’t help but think he’d gotten to you too.” Continue Reading »
May
20
2007
With the revelation that many army officials have Ezos set to be released to the public, the characters must decide whether or not this is a good thing. Should the public know the depressing truth, or should they live on in blissful ignorance, believing they will get Zhuge Liang instead of the Ezo they will inevitably be Pleasured with?

A popular new HARD GAY outlet has just opened. Continue Reading »
May
18
2007

“Actually, there’s more to it than that- I just couldn’t fit it all into one photo.”

“Even so, there are some comments here saying it’s still not big enough!” Continue Reading »
May
18
2007
When a reporter helps Section III place an ad in the personal section of his newspaper, Alice gets an unexpected response from a woman seeking HARD YURI. But it soon turns out that Pleasure isn’t the only thing she wants; she also has a plan to expose the small sizes of the higher-ups in the army.



Across a crowded ro-, er, graveyard, a fateful encounter occurs. Can HARD YURI be far behind? Continue Reading »
May
14
2007

“Just having you here increases our Pleasuring capacity by over 30%!”

“I’m sorry, but I really don’t want to be part of your group sessions.” Continue Reading »
May
13
2007
New term: Huang (wang) Gai (HARD GAY) ointment: treatment for a damaged Zhuge Liang.
When Randel injures his Zhuge Liang, Stekkin is asked to fix it- and to pass the time (and prevent the audience from seeing it), she delves into a Flashback Mode about the early days of the Pumpkin Scissors unit. Back then, Machs was a staunch supporter of HARD GAY who wasn’t willing to try the BI of Section III- but could the young and enthusiastic Alice Malvin show him that women are just as adept in the bedroom as men?

Machs and Oreld are less than impressed with the substandard conditions they are expected to have HARD GAY in. Continue Reading »
May
10
2007

“It’s about time he gave me some BI to make up for yesterday!”

“Sorry, I’ve already booked Oreld for today.” Continue Reading »
May
09
2007
When Oreld decides to have BI with a new woman, he is surprised to find that she doesn’t seem turned on by his Pleasure. Can he show her the marvels of BI, or is she too hung up on STRAIGHT with her absent boyfriend?

Oreld contemplates his lover of the previous night. Continue Reading »
Apr
13
2007

“How pathetic- I thought you’d be able to control yourself!”

“If you get too intense, you might kill the lieutenant!” Continue Reading »
Apr
12
2007
The team has been tasked with delivering important HARD GAY equipment to a distant village, but if it all goes smoothly, the episode will take less than twenty-five minutes! What obstacles can they find to extend the mission?
Part 1


“We must get this case of HARD GAY techniques to safety.” Continue Reading »