Jun 16 2008
Pumpkin Scissors parody 19

“Alice, you must stop thinking about BI!” Continue Reading »
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Jun 16 2008

“Alice, you must stop thinking about BI!” Continue Reading »
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Jun 11 2008
With Randel seeming depressed, Stekkin decides to find out more about his Pleasure habits to see if there’s anything that can be done to improve his love life. But when he claims that he wants all the lovers in the world, is there anything that can be done?

I’m all for dancing… Continue Reading »
Sep 12 2007
The epic final showdown between Gun and Flaming Pleasure has begun, but which form of HARD GAY is the strongest? And can anyone who participates in these dangerous types of Pleasure ever live to tell the tale?


“Hans, when give the signal, you must give me HARD GAY.” Continue Reading »
Aug 23 2007
With the Viagra crisis still ongoing, rumours of documents containing explicit diagrams of advanced HARD GAY techniques cause the army to mobilise in search of them. Can Section III save the day or will they too fall prey to wanting to see these new Pleasuring methods?

“What do you think of my facelift? Do I look like a proper evil boss now?” Continue Reading »
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Jul 17 2007

Hunks finally turns up for a HARD GAY appointment.

“Well, I guess that wasn’t bad HARD GAY, if not really worth the wait.” Continue Reading »
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Jul 16 2007
Whilst the Viagra racket refuses to crack under pressure, Huang Gai decide to turn up the heat by sending out an operative to administer Flaming Pleasure to anyone who wants it- and even those who don’t. How will Pumpkin Scissors deal with these threats to the efficient distribution of BI?

“First, a word from this week’s sponsor- Gundam Seed Astray!” Continue Reading »
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Jul 12 2007

“Why is there a description of Cane techniques here?”

“The waterworks president came over to give me Cane in exchange for releasing that generic.” Continue Reading »
Jul 11 2007
When Section III tries to help a group of sewer-dwelling refugees set up new lives on the surface, they unsurprisingly run into difficulties. Not only is the underground world one of seedy BI, but someone down there has started distributing Viagra- just who is it who is not up to giving Pleasure on their own strength?

Pumpkin Scissors, sponsored by the Shakespeare Appreciation Society. Continue Reading »
Jun 29 2007

“This seems like a contrived way to get us into the plot.”

“She gives good BI, and I’m sure she’d reward you.” Continue Reading »
Jun 28 2007
When a foreign princess arrives in the country in search of local BI, Machs finds himself escorting her- but can a man who prefers HARD GAY really hope to satisfy the needs of a woman?

A New Wang outlet is sighted. Continue Reading »
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