When Kanaru becomes addicted to Pleasure, Megumi’s jealousy over her friend’s sex life causes her to take action- but can you really stop a Pleasure addict when she has so many generic, off-screen partners to turn to?

Kanaru gets caught up in the throes of Pleasure.

“I want more!”

“I just get so damned horny!”

“I thought I could return to a life of celibacy after this.”

“But it’s so hard to go cold turkey.”

“If you keep sleeping around, that’s it for us!”

“I agree that it isn’t good to become a nymphomaniac, but even so…”

“…isn’t casual sex useful for relieving tension?”

“The poor girl is exhausted!”

“I’ve heard of book clubs and sports clubs, but a Pleasure club is one step too far!”

“Kanaru, were you arranging Pleasure again?”

“…Yes.”

“Just how many Pleasure partners do you have?”

“I don’t know- I get drunk and just sleep with whoever.”

“I’ll wake up and not even know who’s in bed beside me.”

“Wow, I wish I had a sex life like that… er, I mean, that’s not good- you should give it up.”

“You’re not off to have Pleasure again, are you?”

“Where else would I be going?”

For some reason cooking in the Kanzato house necessitates wearing this maid’s apron.

“…have Pleasure without me?”

“But it’s the only way I can get into clubs!”

“You know, you’re not the only one who’s had Pleasure.”

Wait, it’s not like that at my dance classes!

“I saw Yumi having Hyper Self Pleasure, so I thought I’d join in.”

“Unfortunately, I was inexperienced- I didn’t know where to put my hands.”

“If you don’t know what you’re doing, you’re bound to hurt yourself!”

“So, to help you give up, let’s see if we can sleep in the same bed all night without having Pleasure.”

“Megumi won’t give me Pleasure- you’ll have to do it!”

“Maybe we should just have a little foreplay, you know?”

“She has to go cold turkey!”

“It’s the only way to deal with Pleasure addiction!”

“Damn Pleasure addiction- it’s everywhere these days.”

“Only Pleasure can take away this pain!”

“Did someone mention Pleasure? My room’s always open, you know.”

Outside, Yamazaki is indulging in her own brand of Hyper Self Pleasure.

“You know, I’ve seen someone who’s at your level of Pleasuring ability.”

“I bet they’d be great in bed!”

“Look, kids, when it comes to Pleasure, you need to be responsible.”

“Kanaru, promise you won’t sleep with your friends.”

But by the next day, Kanaru has already been pressured by her partners into joining them for one more session.

“They’re bound to make her have Pleasure!”

“She’s been celibate for all of one night now!”

“Hey, we wanted Pleasure last night- not just a quick tease!”

“We even tried having internet sex, but it was no good!”

“My friends are jealous of my sex life, so they’ve been curtailing my activities!”

“You’re a supporting character- the last thing they want to hear is that you’re getting more than them!”

“If you ask me, there’s no harm in indulging in a bit of Pleasure now and then.”

“In fact, I’ve wanted to seduce you for quite some time now.”

“…let’s do it right here!”

“Okay, okay, I’ve had enough Pleasure! No more!”

“Don’t force me, I’ve had enough!”

“Sorry, it’s too late- I just couldn’t control myself.”

Jun gets worried when Shin reveals that he has a date with someone else.

Worse yet, Shin is out to try some secret BI.

“You want us to have BI?”

“How’s my Liang?”

“It’s good- you must have been practising with another partner.”

“I definitely think you’re ready to learn the ways of advanced BI.”

“Advanced? But we only just got started!”

“Yes, but I’ve been waiting a long time for you to mature.”

(“This sexy chat hotline is a real rip-off!”)

“Are you ready for the kinky stuff, Shin?”

“…I guess not- that didn’t go so well.”

“I’m just not ready for more than the basics.”

“You’re still a bit of a klutz in the bedroom, aren’t you?”

“Oh my god- you got me pregnant!”

“What will my family think?”

“I’m sorry, but in that case I’m dumping you.”

“You have to take responsibility!”

“Anyway, I’m going to get an abortion.”

“…I’d like to have Pleasure with you!”

“By the way, have you ever seen a Zhuge Liang?”

“Yeah, when my brother was in the shower once.”

“It’s been years since I’ve seen one.”

“You know a lot about Pleasure.”

“But we’re researching it and pushing back the boundaries all the time.”

Episode 10

“Okay, I’m ready for Pleasure.”

“I need to try this new technique before I forget how to do it!”

“You haven’t even learned the technique properly yet, have you?”

“Oh well, I guess the only way to learn is by doing.”

No matter what you do, there’s always a pervert watching.

“Is this the right way to do it?”

“No- stop messing around!”

“No, no- put your Liang over there!”

“These crazy teenagers- what won’t they think of next?”

Meanwhile, Jun takes his brother and Yamazaki to a Pleasure session.

“Sorry I had to bring you along, but no one else in my class seemed to want Pleasure.”

“Is this sort of Pleasure too basic for you?”

“I don’t mind giving it a go.”

“Is he sneakily having Hyper Self Pleasure over there?”

“Hey, I heard you’re into kinky stuff- want to watch some adult movies with me?”

“You’re okay with DOG, aren’t you?”

“Have you had Pleasure with my brother before?”

Jun finds himself temporarily trapped in a world of featureless white people.

(“I wish Ryou would stop ordering CORPSE.”)

“This one’s as fresh as I could get.”

“You’ll be able to use it without it falling apart, right?”

“This’ll be fine.”

“Look- you have to learn to control your Zhuge Liang.”

“All men have difficulty with that!”

“Come on then, get your Liang out.”

“People might see us- and besides, it’s cold!”

“Can’t we find a better place for Pleasure?”

“I want a man who get his motor running anywhere!”

“Fine then, I’ll just unzip myself.”

“Hurry up and Pleasure me!”

“Shouldn’t you get undressed too?”

“I’ll get undressed once you get me aroused.”

“Okay, I’ll concentrate on my, er, head.”

Having been excluded from the Pleasure in the woods, Kanaru logs onto the phone sex hotline.

Ryou is also online.

“Hmm, which website should I check out today?”

“There’s a particularly Zhuge guy I want to look up.”

“All right, time to load up the streaming videos.”

(“Damn, he almost caught me looking at porn!”)

“This is a premium rate line! It’s costing me £1.50 per minute!”

“I’ve been caught having phone sex!”

“Were you flashing again? Cover yourself up and go home!”

“No, I’ll see it through- hopefully the police won’t show up.”

Episode 7

“I’m sure my Liang was never this small!”

“It doesn’t look any different if you ask me.”

“Yeah, wasn’t it always that size?”

“…if someone told you it was bigger, she must have been imagining it.”

“So what- now I’m too small to even stimulate you?”

“Sorry…”

“She’s had enough of disappointing Pleasure!”

“What we need is someone to play dominant!”

“Yeah, that way we’ll get the best Pleasure!”

“I prefer it when everyone in the group is equal.”

“I might be able to help, you know- just because I’m a minor character doesn’t mean my Liang isn’t Zhuge.”

“It would be too cramped in a normal car, and I’m sick of getting elbowed in the eye when things get intense!”

“The best number for group Pleasure!”

“Shin, you and I will be together, right?”

“I’m liking the sound of this.”

“Wait, what about me? Am I going to be relegated to DOG?”

“Hey, we’ve already slept together, haven’t we?”

“You shouldn’t sleep around!”

“I could hardly refuse a main character, could I?”

“It was last week! It’s in the past!”

“Do you want people thinking you’re a slut?”

“I just slept with her once!”

“I don’t care! You’re mine!”

“I don’t want the guys to know I’m BI!”

“What- you haven’t found a partner yet?”

“Well, I am married, but he isn’t interested in Pleasure.”

“In his place, I’ve become an expert at Hyper Self Pleasure.”

“Wait- you’ve had Pleasure here before?”

“Of course.”

“Wow, I’ve never seen Liangs this Zhuge!”

“…because you wanted HARD YURI with me!”

“I must admit I find you attractive.”

“I won’t cheat on you anymore, Megumi.”

“Glad to hear it.”

“Last time we were together, you were a monster in the bedroom!”

“You didn’t even bother with foreplay- we just went straight to the kinky stuff!”

“I thought we had that kind of relationship!”

“I’m just not sure if I’m any good at that sort of Pleasure!”

“Would it be okay if we stuck to the basics?”

“I’ll do anything if it means we can be together.”

It’s months later, and people are still talking about the Nice Boat.

“I’m not sure if I want to be with you, or just be you!”

“Only Senpai gets to see me naked!”

“Saucy images, eh?”

Takuro is caught having secret Hyper Self Pleasure.

“I should have known you were having Hyper Self Pleasure to practise for our group session!”

“It’s not training- I’m just refining my Liang skills.”

“I wanted to hone my abilities so that I don’t hurt anyone.”

“Hyper Self Pleasure is just so wrong!”

“…a Liang?”

“I’ll never give up Hyper Self Pleasure!”

Episode 8

“I thought we could have Pleasure in the classroom…”

“…but I’m not ready to do it in public yet.”

“You want Pleasure- with me?”

“…I was, uh, planning to have WOOD with this tree!”

“I’ll have to remain celibate for the entire day!”

“Hey Shin, get over here- a woman wants to have Pleasure with me!”

“…arranging HARD GAY?”

They’re always making One Piece- it will never end!

“It can be smart, sexy and incredibly desirable!”

“Those trees, so tall and WOODY, they remind me of HARD GAY!”

“When I look at them, I really want to give into my urges!”

Meanwhile, Kanaru has found a new HARD YURI partner.

“I’ll make sure our Pleasure isn’t rushed.”

There’s a cactus in a chair!

“Are you trying to say that there’s a race of small men that have their way with us when we’re in bed? That’s more insane than finding a cactus embedded in a chair!”

“You wanted to see what Hyper Self Pleasure was like?”

“Yeah- I’ve heard so much about it that I thought I should try it.”

“I really want to improve my Pleasure skills, but no one else seems interested in doing anything other than the norm.”

“But the types of advanced Pleasure techniques you’re studying sound dangerous!”

“They’re just names- not descriptions!”

“You want to have BI with us at night?”

“Do you think that BI can really stimulate a HARD GAY man such as yourself?”

“Yes, yes I think it can!”

“I can’t have Pleasure with you, but I can let you watch my Hyper Self Pleasure!”

“You held onto your Liang all night!?”

“Yeah, if you’re going to hold onto something, you should do it properly.”

“Well, we’ve tried HARD GAY, HARD YURI and BI, so what say we have some DOG next?”

Shin discovers Jun’s secret stash of porn.

“It was like that when I got here, honest!”

“Yeah, right.”

“You know, even if the chief is in a good mood today, that’s no guarantee that he’ll give us HARD GAY.”

“While we’re on the subject, was he any good last night?”

“Hey brother, can we return to our days of simple brocon?”

“Back in those days, you barely had an Ezo.”

“Speak for yourself!”

“You should have regular medical check-ups to make sure your Liang is still in good working order.”

“It’s in great condition.”

Shin wonders if he and Ryou would get closer to each other if they had HARD GAY.

“If you want HARD GAY, I suggest you try these techniques.”

“I’ll even pay for a lover for you.”

“Why can’t you do it with us?”

“If there’s one thing I hate, it’s being forced to take a lover.”

“But we’re brothers- this sort of thing is expected!”

“At least take a look at my Liang before rejecting me!”

“I don’t want to look at it.”

“Damn, I’m not even in the mood for phone sex now.”

“If Brother doesn’t want HARD GAY with me, it can only mean that he has some awesome porn on his computer.”

“Ooh, and a calling card for phone sex too- jackpot!”

“No human can even satisfy my kinky desires!”

“Little help, please- my camera has fallen over!”

“Wow, what a great Hyper Self Pleasure session.”

Panic ensues as Viagra suppliers start disappearing.

“Sorry, you have to pay extra for the higher resolution porn.”

“Here, just enter your credit card details and take another look.”

“But if you think that looks good- you should have seen it in real life!”

“Hey, can you download this to my iPod?”

“…we mustn’t use his account to download porn anymore!”

“This is too good to pass up.”

“Don’t forget the list of HARD GAY partners, then.”

“He’s not a great lover, but he’s so loud you’d think the earth moved or something.”

“Are you off to a HARD GAY bar again?”

“My Liang needs action!”

“I guess my Liang was just too big for him.”

“Are you the one who’s been stealing Viagra?”

“They just won’t give it up whilst they’re still alive- it’s pathetic.”

“Hey, why don’t you and I have some HARD GAY?”

“I guarantee you’ll enjoy the experience.”

“You’re not my type!”

“Then how about I just castrate you!”

“Damn, he had his way with me after all!”

“You saw him doing it to me, didn’t you?”

“Brother, I’m supposed to be the main character, but people keep having their way with me.”

“They like kinky HARD GAY.”

“…and, uh, so do I.”

“Those guys have gone off for HARD GAY again!”

“If the entire male population of the school turns HARD GAY, we won’t be able to get boyfriends!”

“Is HARD GAY really so bad?”

“It’s not safe!”

“Have you ever had Pleasure?”

“It’s not so bad, you know.”

“The world’s Zhugest Liang?”

“Show it to me at once!”

“But if you’re lying to me and it’s just an Ezo, I’m going to be so disappointed!”

“I guess he just wasn’t up for the sorts of rough Pleasure I enjoy.”

“See, I told you they were having HARD GAY!”

“I can’t seem to control myself when it comes to HARD GAY.”

“I haven’t reached the heights of phone Pleasure yet.”

“…is your Liang and its capacity for Pleasure.”

“In time, your Liang will be damaged beyond repair!”

“I guess it’s just plain old man-on-man again, then.”

“Is there something wrong with my HARD GAY?”

“Well, to be honest, you’re just not as good as you used to be.”

“Our plans to turn BI have been dashed!”

“It is truly a shame.”

“Shin, you have to take action or minor characters will keep forcing you to have Pleasure!”

Like they say, there’s a Starbooks on every street.

“If the girls won’t come to us, I’ll just have to go and pick them up.”

“Excuse me, but how do you feel about BI?”

“I only have time for a quick phone session today.”

“It’s no good, I just can’t get aroused right now- let’s try again later.”

With phone HARD GAY not doing the trick for Ryou, he decide to try a spot of BI.

“I don’t want the men to know I’m attracted to women as well.”

“I can’t believe I paid so much for this low resolution nude phone wallpaper!”

“There’s no way a bunch of HARD GAY guys like can provide the public with adequate STRAIGHT!”

“The people need their STRAIGHT!”

“We can’t ask children to do it!”

That’s it, little boy- run from the suspiciously HARD GAY men.

“Fine, then- I’ll just have BEAR instead!”

Thanks to their cunning disguise, Shin has trouble recognising his own classmates.

Episodes 1-3

“I really thought you were better endowed than this.”

“No matter what you say about me, just face the fact that your Liang is smaller than mine.”

“I can’t believe Brother gave us such lacklustre HARD GAY.”

“I mean come on- look at this Sword!”

“Hey Jun, I had the greatest HARD GAY experience the other night!”

“I swear the other guy’s Liang was this Zhuge!”

“It turned into BI!”

Ryou considers how to dispose of his latest sex slave.

“Hey, are you into HARD GAY?”

“I’ve kinda become addicted to it myself.”

“I always thought I was STRAIGHT, but people seem to like my HARD GAY.”

“Hey, would you mind doing me?”

“I’m more used to taking it than giving it.”

“Oh come on, it’s not hard to learn.”

“Okay, okay, just slip it in.”

“Is this okay?”

“Not quite- I can take more.”

“So I grab it with my hand, and then- okay, I’ve got it.”

“Now let’s do it for real.”

“Oh man, this is awesome!”

“All right, stick it in again!”

“No way- we don’t even have any lubricant!”

“Damn you!”

“I’m the one risking my butt- if I want more, who’s he to say no?”

“Excuse me, but are you into girls as well?”

“I really want to get into the kinky stuff.”

“Hmm, I guess we can try it- as long as you don’t tell anyone I’m STRAIGHT.”

“I’m not going to do it with a girl in public, though.”

“Hey, are you and the new guy in a relationship already?”

Jun catches Shin having some sneaky Hyper Self Pleasure.

“Sorry, my grasp of gender isn’t so great.”

“Hey, let’s do it again!”

“I know you got off on me!”

“Hey, pansies, wanna do it with a real man?”

“I’ve known about HARD GAY since I was young.”

“That’s nothing special.”

“…tried to take me against my will! What a nightmare!”

“I’m that fast.”

“That Liang of yours is really Zhuge now!”

“In my day, it was pretty tame- all we did was nip out for a quick smoke behind the bike shed.”

Ryou tries to juggle different phone sex dates.

The first rule of phone sex is to never agree to meet your partner in person.

“He must be Zhuge!”

“He’s addicted to phone sex!”

“They’re just as bent as the rest of us- in more ways than one!”

“If you’ve had HARD GAY, you should stop pretending to be STRAIGHT!”

“Yeah, but if I call myself BI, I can have women as well!”

One man reacts badly to the loss of his Liang.