Azure Flame Reloaded

Last time, Robin admitted that he was STRAIGHT and vowed to give up HARD GAY for good, but with everyone around him at it, can he really resist? And even as he tries to begin a new straight life as the lead of Le Chevalier Robin, how will d’Eon himself fare when he applies to [...]

“I had my suspicions. Anyway, I’ve decided to give up on HARD YURI and go STRAIGHT.”

Who can forget the good old days, when HARD GAY was all a man needed? Unfortunately, stray influences such as BI and women began to creep in, and before they knew it, everything had changed. For the remaining three Musketeers, the loss of Durand has cast a pall over their HARD GAY, so much so [...]

“Was I always this big?” “Come on everyone…one, two, cha cha cha!”

Poor Durand has been having some problems with his HARD GAY lately; no matter how hard he tries, he just can’t his sword to respond- and now his beloved partner Teillagory has cheated on him with Lia-d’Eon! Can Durand win back Teillagory by letting him in on an important secret? Last time on Chevalier…the blood [...]

On the boat to England, d’Eon sits in his cabin, contemplating his sword. Durand enters. Durand: What’s done is done- there’s no point regretting the people you’ve slept with after the fact. D’Eon: I know that, but still…so many of the people I have had HARD GAY with have died. All I am left with [...]

“Everyone, let’s put our differences aside and cross swords for old times’ sake.”

Due to the sheer volume of images used in this parody, I have had to split it into two parts. Part II will appear tomorrow. Dashwood may have won the first round, but with the main characters now arrayed against him, can even the key item Book save him from the fate of a typical [...]

Most men are content to accept that their HARD GAY will never be as good as Robespierre, but for Dashwood, second place will never be enough. Determined to prove himself the ultimate man of HARD GAY, Dashwood equips his Staff and initiates turn-based combat- but can he really hope to match Robespierre’s Book? “Come, my [...]

Voronzoff and d’Eon continue their intense duel. Voronzoff: I may just be a generic-looking supporting character, but I refuse to go down easily! D’Eon feels Lia begin to stir. Voronzoff: Is that Lia inside you? Why don’t you let her out- you must know that’s what the audience is waiting for. D’Eon: No, I mustn’t! [...]