Azure Flame Reloaded

The named Wu characters gather by Ling Cao’s corpse. (Lu Xun: I always thought of HARD GAY as a good thing, but now that I know a man can die in its throes, it seems almost sinister.) Whilst an excited Zhou Yu looks forward to playing bondage games with Gan Ning in the dungeons, Taishi [...]

Zhou Yu assembles the other Wu generals. Zhou Yu: Thanks to my lax security, er, I mean my incompetent underlings, our enemy was able to have Arrow with our lord Sun Quan. This must never happen again. Meanwhile, Ling Tong tries to have FISH, but is unsuccessful. Lu Xun: Are your hands all right, Ling [...]

Lu Xun’s Destined power runs out, and he crashes to the platform below, having violent WOOD in the process. He is taken away to rest with the other injured men in the aftermath of the battle. Generic: We must find out just who could make arrows magically appear in the air like this! Ling Tong [...]

Sun Quan cries over Sun Ce’s body. Sun Quan: Brother! We will never have HARD GAY again. Zhou Yu approaches. Zhou Yu: Cheer up, Sun Quan; there are many more partners in the world- such as myself. Sun Quan: Would you really do such a thing for me? Zhou Yu: Of course, for you are [...]

After an OP that emphasises the HARD GAY longing between Zhuge Liang and Lu Xun, the episode proper begins. A town is being burned down, and generic soldiers menace generic townspeople. Soldiers: Burn, burn, kill and burn everything in sight for no good reason! Every epic story starts with the burning of a village! Lu [...]