Azure Flame Reloaded

Back in the days when I was a mere novice at writing rants, one of the series that met the wrath of my keyboard was none other than Jyu-oh-sei. At the time, I had only seen four episodes of the series, but my opinion was clear- four episodes were more than enough. Nonetheless, almost half [...]

Last time on Jyu-oh-sei: The plot was revealed to be completely ridiculous, Odin explained his desire to become a final boss with unlimited HARD GAY partners, and certain characters switched sides for no apparent reason. And now the conclusion… Thor, Third, Loki and the generics prepare to enter part one of the final boss dungeon [...]

Thor, Tiz and Third talk to the generics inside Dagger Pagoda. Generic: Wow, I never imagined that you’d be so good looking. (Thor: Is this guy trying to hit on me? He should know that I’m only interested in named characters.)

At Night Ring, Thor stands outside Tiz’ room. Thor: Tiz, please let me in; all I said was that I loved Karin instead of you- I don’t know why you’re so angry about a little thing like that. Tiz opens the door. Tiz: Look, I understand that you’re the main character, but at least let [...]

Third is looking at adult videos in the control room when Rada knocks on the door. Rada: Third, Thor and Tiz have gone again. Third: Damn, when will they learn to stop leaving me behind- I hardly had any screen time last episode. I guess I’d better go after them. Rada: Hey, what were you [...]

In the depths of space, Captain Heimdall reports to Odin. Heimdall: Sir, should we begin Operation Midgard? Odin: Ah, an evil scheme worthy of a final villain such as myself. Of course, we must go ahead with it, but more than that, I want my magic CCTV operational- it only seems to be displaying numbers [...]

Using the magic of television, the story has jumped ahead several years. Zagi’s people (Blanc Ring) attack Night Ring. Zagi confronts its Top, Jeso. Jeso: You won’t defeat me so easily! Zagi: Who are you kidding? I’m an OP character, whilst this is your first appearance. A messenger from Night Ring makes his way to [...]

Thor confronts Third and punches him in the face. Third: How could you do that to my beautiful face? There’ll be a bruise there now. Thor: I didn’t want a Try! I haven’t levelled up enough to face Top yet! Third: Levelling up is overrated. If you can’t do it now, you’ll ruin the whole [...]

At dinner, Ochre Ring’s Top talks to Chen. Top: Anyway, don’t you think I’m great? I’m so MANLY and impressive that you really should be falling over yourself to get into bed with me. Chen: I’m sorry, but I’d never even consider having a relationship with someone as generically designed as you.

Third is talking to his HARD GAY partner, Rada, as he stares outside. Rada: What are you looking at, Third? Third: Nothing, really, I just sense that the plot will get moving soon. Rada: I suppose you’re going to tell me that you’re interested in that boy again. Third: Well, he is the main character. [...]