Azure Flame Reloaded

Yorihisa wanders around in a thick fog. Yorihisa: What’s happening? Has all the animation budget been spent? The fog clears a little, and he finds himself watching a flashback of a time when his brother left him behind. This time, the brother tells him to go to east before he awakens in the present. Yorihisa: [...]

Inori is out walking. Shimon follows a short way behind him, wearing a blanket to disguise his blonde hair. Inori: What are you, a stalker? Leave me alone! Shimon: But…we’re supposed to be HARD GAY partners working together to find our Yu-Gi-Oh card. Inori: Like I’d ever be HARD GAY with you! Even though you’ve [...]

Eisen visits his brother. Emperor: Thank goodness you were all able to get back safely, Eisen, or I would have been deprived of bishies to share my bed. Now all we need is for the Four Gods- Tomomasa said last episode that they would return eventually by themselves, but since that renders the series pointless, [...]

Akram and Akane are in the field of flowers. Akram: Priestess, from now on you shall live here in this garden of finest flowers- grown by Suonkasu himself. Back at the glowing red portal, Tenma and Yorihisa are arguing. Yorihisa: This portal seemingly disappeared last episode when you tried to go through it, but that [...]

Tomomasa comes over for some late night HARD GAY with Takamichi. Takamichi: I’m really worried about the Priestess, I mean, what could be worse than having your name written on the bottom of a black pot? Tomomasa: There’s no need to worry about her; as I said to the emperor earlier, just concentrate on me [...]

Sefuru reports back to Akram. Akram: You fool! How dare you take the eight-stringed kin without my permission? Did you really think your puny intellect could devise a plan superior to my grand design? Ikutidal: Let me handle Sefuru, Master; after all, I have played punishment games with him for years. Akram: Do what you [...]

Akane’s consciousness drifts in a blue formless world. Akram appears. Akram: I can see my lure still proves irresistible, for you came to this strange blue place just to see me. Akane: No, that doesn’t even make sense. Akram: Foolish girl, my bishiness is so great that the normal rules of logic don’t even apply [...]

A trio of generics enter a building to investigate reports of a strange man standing on the roof. Once inside, they notice a kin (stringed instrument) on the floor. Generic A: An instrument left on the floor is big news indeed! Let’s notify the palace immediately! Generics A and B depart, but C stays where [...]

Fuji-hime is talking to Tomomasa and Yasuaki. Fuji: Now that we’ve gone to all the effort of finding five of the eight Hachiyou, I thought I’d mention this vague phrase that might help us locate the rest. Fuji recites the phrase. Yasuaki: Ah yes, from that vague sentence, I can construct wonderfully non-specific clues that [...]

Fuji explains the monster of the week. Fuji: Hello, everyone. This week we are being menaced by a vengeful spirit with white wings and long hair. Shimon: Why are vengeful spirits so angry? Can’t we all just live in peace? Tenma: Cut the idealism, Whipping Boy- the only peace worth having is the one you [...]