Azure Flame Reloaded

HARD YURI under the stars may be kinky at first, but sometimes you just want to do it in a nice bed- and when Nadie and Ellis stop off at a hotel, they even get a bonus in the form of loli partner Lirio. Meanwhile, Ricardo is sent to tutor LA in the ways of [...]

We all know that Nadie is committed to HARD YURI, but was there something in her past that turned her off of men? Find out when she meets up with a face from the past, and experiences a Flashback Mode. “I can’t believe he died in the very first episode of Gundam Seed!”

After randomly stopping off at yet another outpost of generics, Nadie and Ellis encounter Rita, a young girl who can’t seem to decide between HARD YURI and STRAIGHT. Can they help Rita make the right choice? Once again, Nadie is hiring out Ellis for BI with one shot generics.

Damn those HARD GAY bounty hunters- when will they accept that they are too ugly and clichéd to have screen time and just wander off into the land of one-shot failures? In the meantime, so incensed are they with HARD YURI’s prominence in this series that they’ll stop at nothing to destroy Ellis and Nadie [...]

All Nadie wants is the time to enjoy HARD YURI with Ellis, but with so many different people after them, can that ever happen? From cross dressing BI bounty hunters and detectives with lolis to a young man with a taste for stalking, it seems as Nadie and Ellis will never get the quiet girl-to-girl [...]

When Nadie and Ellis find a diner in the middle of nowhere, it seems like the perfect place to have some HARD YURI- but will the spectre of STRAIGHT ruin their fun? “If you’re feeling frustrated, perhaps we should have some HARD YURI.”

I didn’t really have any intention of parodying this series, but after watching episode one, I couldn’t resist. Enjoy the first instalment of this tale of HARD YURI fighting against the forces of STRAIGHT. “You know, ‘Will have HARD YURI for food’ probably isn’t the best marketing strategy.”