“Kazuki is the only HARD GAY lover for me!”

“Well, he’s the only STRAIGHT lover for me!”

“Whoever is the better lover gets to have exclusive access to Kazuki!”

“Prepare for BI, Sexy Beast!”

“You are not allowed to call me Sexy Beast!”

“Hmm, women seem to be different down below- I can’t identify a Liang.”

“Don’t be so sure! I can still give you Blade!”

“Get ready for the climax!”

“YEEESSSS!!!!”

“I have to say that I think I’m more deserving of Kazuki’s love.”

Everyone says Kazuki, back by popular demand!

Everyone says Kazuki spin-off “Everyone says that’s…”, part one

Whilst everyone is distracted, Chitose approaches Tokiko for some quick HARD YURI.

Afterwards, they stop off at HQ for a group ARMOUR session.

“When it comes to group ARMOUR, the more, the merrier!”

The fight was too exciting and explosion filled for us to witness it, but rest assured that Kazuki will soon be publishing a book entitled “My Month on the Moon”.

“I’m quite impressed that you’ve lasted a month here, without air or water…in fact, how are we even able to talk?”

“Who cares about the laws of physics- let’s just have more HARD GAY!”

“No matter how many times I sleep with you, it always feels good!”

“Personally, I’m getting quite bored with you.”

“You’re breaking up with me?”

Everyone says that’s, part two

“I somehow magically know this, despite having had no contact with them over this period.”

“Since when have we worried about a little thing like gravity?”

“We’ve always considered gravity- but we also have magical anti-gravity for when it would interfere with the plot. Now, take this and have yourself some Axe on the way back.”

“Why are you giving me Axe? Aren’t you breaking up with me?”

“Shut up and enjoy it.”

“Anyway, I’m only giving it to you for your own Self-Pleasure- I don’t have the energy to actually give you proper Axe.”

“I refuse to have Self Pleasure- give me proper HARD GAY!”

“No matter what happens, I still want you in my life!”

“I’ve finally decided- I won’t choose either HARD GAY or STRAIGHT! I need the best of both worlds- and that means I’m sticking with BI!”

“You hear that? He’s BI- let’s have a bit of ARMOUR with him!”

“ARMOUR in space? I’m not trained in those sorts of manoeuvres!”

“It’s far too risky, and I don’t want to be responsible for killing the main character in the final episode.”

“Hey Tokiko, how’d you like to go out there and have space STRAIGHT with him?”

Everyone says Kazuki and that’s, unimaginative dialogue edition.

“Is this really the best place for a reunion?”

“Haven’t you always wanted to have kinky space STRAIGHT?”

“…are having the ultimate STRAIGHT!”

“Now let’s get dressed and go back- I hope no one was watching.”

“The friction started getting to me by the end, but it was good.”

Everyone says Kazuki, Papillon edition

“I accept that you need STRAIGHT as well, so here’s this white Kakugane to reduce your HARD GAY urges.”

“Don’t forget, though, I still want to sleep with you!”

“Sounds good, just let me get my Lance out.”

“We only just had STRAIGHT, and now you’re onto HARD GAY!”

“Sorry, but I need to do this.”

“Go on, just put it in.”

A few episodes ago, it was said to be impossible to make another white Kakugane, but we’ve had two new ones in this episode.

Having been restored to STRAIGHT status, Victor celebrates by letting his daughter give him Pleasure.

“That way, we can have eternal STRAIGHT.”

“The moon is a plentiful place, filled with nutritious green cheese.”

Kazuki tells Gouta he will never give up HARD GAY.

“Pleased to hear it.”

Papillon tries to land his own spin-off series.

“He’s hung like a grunty!”

Fan support for the new series is high.

Papillon thinks back to how Kazuki broke up with him.

“Goodbye, Sexy Beast.”

“I’ll never forget the good times.”

“Now to find some new lovers.”

Everyone says Papillon, a replacement for the newly axed everyone says Kazuki.

“We’ve been having a lot of STRAIGHT lately- I hope it’s not tiring you out.”

“Don’t worry about me, I can keep up the pace all night.”

“That’s my special place! Touching this scar induces Self Pleasure!

“Why do you always have to touch everything? Remember that incident with that stranger’s Zhuge Liang?”

“I don’t know much about it, but here is how I think you should seduce a woman.”

“Hiwatari always forced me to have HARD GAY, but I’m actually a girl!”

“That’s right, Tokiko, submit to me…a life of BI awaits.”

1) An Amazingly Over the Top Super Moon Battle, the Likes of Which You’ve Never Seen Before- complete with explosions and stupid attack names!

2) A Dull and Poorly Animated Episode in which Tokiko and the others mope over Kazuki’s absence.

You have selected Option 2- enjoy!

“Yep, the world is a place where two guys can somehow blast off to the moon.”

“Don’t regret the HARD GAY of the past- merely look ahead to the future.”

“Don’t you think I know that by now?”

“In fact, let’s have HARD GAY right now!”

This is even more hilarious when you can hear the happiness in his voice.

Who needs a plot when we have random generics rocking around on the spot?

“Without Kazuki’s HARD GAY, living seems pointless.”

“Now the world seems almost STRAIGHT- I can’t bear it!”

Sorry, Papillon, but ‘everyone says Kazuki’ was last episode.

“He’s already chosen HARD GAY on the moon- I don’t think he’ll come back to you for STRAIGHT now.”

“Poor Tokiko has lost out on her STRAIGHT partner, but at least we still have twincest.”

Tokiko becomes depressed when she sees the sheer amount of poorly drawn generics in the world.

Everyone says Kazuki: reprise.

“Without Kazuki, all the pairings just fall apart.”

“We don’t even have an inner circle any more.”

“He didn’t just sell HARD GAY for money, he was doing it to save the world!”

Danger: There is a room beyond this door.

The Futakoi Alternative rejects return for no real reason.

Deprived of STRAIGHT, Tokiko turns to Hyper Self Pleasure.

“Too much Hyper Self Pleasure is dangerous.”

“Have you been having virtual sex?”

“I can’t believe you went that far just for Pleasure.”

“If you want STRAIGHT, I’m prepared to give up HARD GAY to do it with you.”

“…no thanks, I’m not that desperate yet.”

“Excuse me, but you could you direct me to the set of Red Garden?”

“I’ve been practising for a cameo in FMA- what do you think?”

“Hmm, what do you think of having a recap episode about now?”

“A recap episode this late in the series- can we even do that?”

“Who cares about that- it’s the only way to save the animation budget for my beach holiday!”

“And it’s not like we can get cameras to the moon to film new footage.”

What can be so hideous that it needs to be censored in a series that includes Papillon in a mankini?

“You need to get out more, perhaps go to a restaurant.”

“All Homunculi wish to fill the hole where their Liang was with a metallic replacement.”

“You are Papillon, the one and only- don’t ever breed.”

You know the writers are running out of ideas when minor underlings from twenty episodes ago suddenly reappear.

“When Kazuki returns, we have to decide which of us gets to be his lover.”

“You and your STRAIGHT disgust me!”

Tokiko may have begun the process of turning Kazuki STRAIGHT, but can she really hope to erase all those years of HARD GAY in the space of an episode? Under normal circumstances, she might have had a chance, but with Papillon and Victor around, it seems as if her attempts may be futile…

“You’re turning STRAIGHT?”

“Well, I considered all my options and I really thought this was the way to go.”

“It will be difficult at first, but we’ll get used to it.”

“Even so, since it’s you, I can offer you one last HARD GAY session under circumstances of your choice.”

“Not a bad offer, if I do say so myself, especially when you look at the size of Zhuge Liang.”

“Don’t get it out in here!”

“The only thing you need to screw is me.”

Tokiko is already becoming a possessive lover.

Even though he has promised to go STRAIGHT for Tokiko’s sake, Kazuki persuades her to let him have HARD GAY once a year.

“If you feel bad about it, why not relax with some STRAIGHT right now?”

“How can you just calmly suggest we do it outside?”

“I like it when I unzip my trousers and you give me ‘courage’, no matter where we are at the time.”

“By the way, you haven’t started feeling sick in the mornings, have you?”

“Well, I’m not sure- it might just be a cold.”

“Now then, as I was saying, let’s have some STRAIGHT outside.”

“Slowly now…”

“Kissing in 10, 9, 8…”

“7, 6, 5…”

“Rats, interrupted.”

“Tokiko, have you given up HARD YURI?”

“Of course not- I was just practising for a play!”

“It’s good to get experience with the opposite sex from time to time.”

(“He’d better not break the heart of my HARD YURI partner!”)

“If you do, you will observe that even Bravo has turned STRAIGHT.”

“Our HARD GAY days are over now, Kazuki.”

“Then I should prepare to go STRAIGHT to.”

Meanwhile, Victor continues to have ARMOUR.

The ambient HARD GAY is so great that even onlookers can feel Pleasure.

He may not look like much, but when the lights are off, you can expect an intense experience.

“I’ve never seen such levels of HARD GAY before!”

“It’s because he’s having FISH!”

Laws of physics be damned, I say!

“FISH feels good!”

“Look at his Zhuge Liang!”

“Let’s equip Sword so we can get a piece of the action!”

“ARMOUR can combine with anything to form new hybrid types of HARD GAY.”

Sakaguchi praises Shuusui’s HARD GAY.

“Why thank you- my sword is at your disposal.”

“Then let’s begin.”

“This could be the best HARD GAY of the year! Let’s get our share of it too!”

Sometimes, special attacks just get a bit too stupid.

“RAGING HARD-ON!”

“Stray Shinma, return to the dark!”

“Well, that’s the end of that. Shall we have a Beach OVA for episodes 25-26?”

“Haha, your attack triggered my trap card! I’m still in this duel!”

“So, have any of you got the stamina to satisfy me?”

Never fear, Pappi’s here!

“Here, I made that giant Zhuge Liang you requested.”

“This looks good- I can’t wait to try it.”

“…hasn’t given up HARD GAY after all?”

“Speaking of which, Kazuki, don’t forget you promised me some HARD GAY.”

“As if I would forget.”

“If I fall asleep after we do it, wake me up- I don’t want to waste a minute with you.”

“I won’t let Kazuki permanently revert to HARD GAY!”

“Kazuki, let me touch your lance and remind you why you chose STRAIGHT!”

“Or, I as like to say, ‘Die, Alchemic Warriors!’”

“All I have is my Zhuge Liang, which I have nicknamed Wrath!”

“STRAIGHT is the best!”

Tokiko and Kazuki try some extreme STRAIGHT.

“Amazing- we’ve never seen STRAIGHT before!”

“Is this STRAIGHT enough to counter Victor’s HARD GAY?”

“I’m too HARD GAY to turn back now.”

“Don’t give up, Kazuki, our STRAIGHT can win out!”

“I know I said I would go STRAIGHT, but I just can’t pass up this opportunity to try HARD GAY with Victor!”

Everyone says Kazuki, part one

Kazuki initiates HARD GAY with Victor.

Everyone says Kazuki, part two

Victor praises Kazuki’s HARD GAY- after all, how many men can make the earth move to such an extent that they end up on the moon?

“We cannot use special techniques here, so it all comes down to skill in the bedroom.”

Everyone says Kazuki, part three

“Who’s going to call me Sexy Beast now?”

Everyone says Kazuki, part four

Next episode…

All of the diverse things that Earth has to offer are nothing compared to having STRAIGHT with Kazuki.

What’s up with these Gainax-esque text screens? Budget-saving, perchance?

Okakura and the others are upset when their summer of offscreen HARD GAY finally comes to an end.

Nonetheless, they cheer up when they realise their favourite partners are back in town.

The guys indulge in a quick size comparison session, much to Tokiko’s annoyance.

“How did you know about me and Gouta?”

“Aagh, a girl- run away!”

“I thought you guys were turning BI! Come here and I’ll show you what women can do!”

“He’s HARD GAY, Victor’s HARD GAY- you get the picture.”

Mahiro is happy to have her HARD YURI partner back.

Okakura is eager to arrange a date with Kazuki.

Hiwatari is less than impressed when Shuusui comes onto him.

“Very well- I’ll save my HARD GAY for Victor.”

“But don’t think I’ve ruled you out as my next partner.”

What’s this? No one to compare sizes with?

Ah, that’s better…Gouta tries to explain the difference between ’small’ and ‘far away’.

“Kazuki, I want you to know that I’ve thought it over, and I’ve decided to become your love slave.”

Papillon doesn’t understand the attraction of women.

“If you are, it had better be about me.”

“My Zhuge Liang is ready to go any time.”

Back in those days, Kazuki was still STRAIGHT, and thus liked melons.

From an early age, Mahiro realised that she too was attracted to melons.

In this scene they both rock back and forth on the spot.

After talking about herself for two sentences, Tokiko realises that she shouldn’t steal too much character development time.

“Tokiko, I’ve been thinking about turning STRAIGHT.”

“You’d do that for me?”

It all depends on the context.

Okakura is drained when both Daihama and Rokumasu take HARD GAY from him.

You have to laugh at how this car racing scene is told entirely in still. Isn’t the whole point of racing supposed to be that you’re actually moving?

Okakura promises a night of karaoke and HARD GAY.

Rokumasu has brought along adequate protection.

Tokiko is dragged away for HARD YURI.

“But since it’s you, I guess you can touch it.”

“Look! A UFO!”

“I want to be STRAIGHT with you, Tokiko.”

“But I’m scared of giving up HARD GAY.”

“It’s okay, I’ll help you to forget about men.”

“Now let’s have kinky outdoors sex.”

Elsewhere, Victor redefines the scale of RAGING HARD-ON.

“…I would like to do these things, if only I were the main character.”

Victor surveys the wreckage caused by his intense and uncontrollable HARD GAY.

Did I say SUBMARINE was ridiculous? It seems tame compared to Missile Launcher.

“True HARD GAY must be savoured slowly.”

Shousei dispenses some advice for Missile Launcher.

“Ah, what a refreshing way to wake up in the morning- and here I thought I couldn’t beat SUBMARINE.”

Hiwatari is ready to join the HARD GAY session.

Since Victor’s HARD GAY is too intense for one man to handle alone, this will be a group session.

“I haven’t been receiving any scripts lately, so I have to keep repeating the same few lines.”

Papillon explains how desperation forced him to take Gozen as a partner.

“It was awful! I had to see what’s under that bodysuit!”

(“Let’s meet up later, Kazuki-chan.”)

(“I’m looking forward to it, Sexy Beast.”)

Insert comical running around music here.

“Hey, there’s a suspicious person here. Let’s ask them if they’ve seen anyone suspicious.”

“I already know my destiny- it’s to be the ultra-powerful main character who saves the Earth from certain doom, right?”
”How did you guess?”

Group HARD GAY with Victor begins.

“I’ve heard of Axe, but never Double Axe! This defies the laws of anatomy!”

“There’s no way the likes of you can Pleasure me!”

“Who cares about your Pleasure- we’re getting very excited!”

“Hyper Self Pleasure is better than you guys!”

“Can you believe he’s using the exact same attacks that he did last time? Doesn’t he realise that he should hold back because we’re weak against those techniques?”

“…it must be some kind of aphrodisiac!”

“It makes for explosive HARD GAY!”

“There are more options open to us than mere Self Pleasure.”

“Flaming Liang!”

“At last, something that feels good!”

“This is the kind of Pleasure I was looking for!”

“More! More!”

“Give me more!”

“Instead of satisfying him, we’ve only increased his cravings for HARD GAY!”

“Okay, there’s nothing for it- it’s time to face the hand!”

Shousei decides that he must experience one-on-one HARD GAY with Victor.

Forget magic CCTV, Multi-Brain is the new must-have expensive purchase for 2007.

“We have HARD GAY scheduled for later, you know!”

Victor eagerly awaits his next partner.

“…It’s called ‘Dropping a load of metal into water’”.

“I bet you’ve never had ARMOUR before, have you, Victor?”

The encounter begins.

Meanwhile, Victor’s wife recalls how Victor first turned from STRAIGHT to HARD GAY.

“Witnessing HARD GAY firsthand was just that hideous.”

“Don’t ask exactly how I did this- the last thing I want is to draw attention to plot problems.”

“This object can turn a HARD GAY being STRAIGHT again.”

Victor and Shousei get down to business.

Shousei is surprised to discover a partner who can withstand his ARMOUR.

Xebec tries some Eva-inspired budget saving with this text on black screen approach.

Next time: Kazuki gets some BI, the Engrish episode titles return.

As the series draws closer to its conclusion, our heroes and their opponents decide to try strange new combinations of partners in the bedroom. Whilst Kazuki and Bravo both decide to sample Hiwatari’s unique form of RAGING HARD-ON, Victor realises that mere humans cannot satisfy him anymore, and decides to become the first man to try SUBMARINE. What will be the outcome of this strange encounter?

It’s always bad news to hear you’ve been firing blanks.

“Let’s have a Flashback Mode to celebrate that fact.”

Back then, their very first group BI session had proven to be disastrous.

Chitose blamed herself for adding feminine elements to what would have otherwise been pure HARD GAY.

“Don’t grab my Zhuge Liang without permission!”

“I’m sorry, but I have to have HARD GAY with you right now.”

“Fine, let’s do it.”

Hiwatari gets his oversized weapon out.

It’s important to keep things as realistic as possible.

Gouta is too unimportant to even mention.

After Bravo has finished, Kazuki decides to get his lance out and experience Hiwatari’s raging HARD GAY.

“Your Zhuge Liang isn’t nearly as big as you think it is!”

RAGING HARD-ON is taken to a whole new level.

The ‘climax’ is swiftly reached.

Shousei reveals that he took Bravo off for some follow-up HARD GAY.

“Such intense HARD GAY has permanently damaged his Zhuge Liang.”

“He should have known better than to go all out with me and then jump into bed with Shousei.”

“Save our special nicknames for the bedroom, Sexy- I mean Hiwatari.”

“Anyway, Hiwatari, I didn’t realise Kazuki’s Zhuge Liang was too large for you to handle.”

In response to Shousei’s criticism, Hiwatari suggests he become an English tea drinking villain.

“Why are those two suddenly have HARD GAY off screen? More importantly, why aren’t we joining in?”

The submarine crew is impressed by Victor’s burnished muscles.

“…it turned out his Liang was too Zhuge for me to resist.”

“There aren’t enough episodes left for anything other than a final boss battle.”

Kazuki and Hiwatari briefly attempt to complete their HARD GAY, but they just can’t get into the mood.

Gouta and Tokiko are officially appointed as cheerleaders.

Having been unable to complete his encounter with Hiwatari, Kazuki opts for a quick threesome with Gouta and Tokiko.

“Are you sure you can do it in this position? Seems a bit awkward to me.”

You don’t say.

“I know HARD GAY is wrong, but I’m too used to it to give up now.”

“I’m glad you think that way.”

“I operate an equal opportunities HARD GAY policy for all my underlings.”

Meanwhile, Victor activates his Pleasure.

In defiance of all the usual propriety and indeed the very laws of physics, Victor prepares to have SUBMARINE.

“That Liang is pretty Zhuge, we’ll need all our hands for this job.”

The nameless captain begins his quest to become an important character.

A submarine with a Kakugane just makes everything that has come before look sensible.

SUBMARINE begins.

At first, it seems to be going well.

Unfortunately, Victor just doesn’t seem to be experiencing any Pleasure from it.

“It’s even more Zhuge than we thought!”

“I’ll show you how to Pleasure someone!”

The penis airship from Meine Liebe makes a brief cameo.

Victor’s dialogue is as varied as ever.

“So, you think we can’t Pleasure you with SUBMARINE? Think again!”

What HARD GAY man could resist this?

It should be obvious what is going on here.

“That SUBMARINE actually wasn’t too bad.”

Victor, ever the deep philosopher.

At the end of the day, even SUBMARINE wasn’t enough to elevate him beyond the role of one-shot generic.

Back at the base, Hiwatari arranges his next HARD GAY partner.

Busujima is only too happy to oblige.

This screencap-less sentence indicates the three minutes of flashback that initiated the episode.

Kazuki and Bravo waste no time in getting down to business.

A flurry of punches is the first indication that DBZ was the inspiration for this episode.

Unless she finds Kazuki within ten minutes, the Tokiko-bot’s battery drains and she becomes completely unable to do anything useful.

Kazuki gives Bravo a taste of his Lance.

“Gravity? What’s that?”

Kazuki tires…

…but soon gets his second wind.

Bravo decides that it his turn to initiate HARD GAY.

Echoes of Goku vs. Insert Monster of the Arc Here.

They even start jumping around with coloured auras.

The Tokiko-bot is now so low on energy that Gouta has to carry her.

“…give you the HARD GAY of your life!”

“Here I come!”

This scene is so HARD GAY that we can only show it in silhouette.

Bravo compliments Kazuki’s HARD GAY.

A jealous Gouta tries to get in on the action.

He even boasts that when it comes to SPEED GAY, he can surpass Bravo.

The Tokiko-bot explains that without Kazuki she is nothing.

“Look, I’m having HARD GAY with Bravo right now- you guys will just have to wait your turn.”

Kazuki shows off his Burning Lance.

Why is this shot taken through Bravo’s legs?

“RAGING HARD-ON!!!!”

“ULTRA SELF-PLEASURE!”

“All right, Bravo, time to give you a taste of this.”

“I’m ready and waiting.”

Kazuki has his way with Bravo.

“That was good HARD GAY.”

“I have to admit it- your HARD GAY is better than mine now.”

“Right about now, you may be wondering why my backside isn’t on fire. Tune in next time to find out.”

Hiwatari gives everyone a taste of his RAGING HARD GAY.

A climax is swiftly reached.

Ikusabe compliments Papillon on his HARD GAY.

“Even so, you just don’t have the stamina to keep up with me.”

“I have been searching for my ideal HARD GAY partner for so long…”

“You act as if your HARD GAY is superior, but your spear is flawed.”

“Nonsense!”

“No one can match my ‘spear’!”

“Ah, but have you ever tried ultra-precision HARD GAY?”

“If something other than a ‘blade’ enters you, you’re stuffed!”

Papillon promises to give Ikusabe a repeat HARD GAY session if the opportunity ever arises.

“Just wait for me until then.”

Papillon grasps Ikusabe’s ‘spear’, leaving his opponent naked and shivering.

“Some men just never realise that they need to keep a firm hold of their ‘spear’.”

“At the end of the day, I’m better at HARD GAY, and you’re naked in the middle of nowhere.”

Compared to his abiding love for Kazuki, everyone else is just a one night stand.

Shuusui has learned the lesson of keeping a firm grip on one’s ‘sword’.

Just like Papillon, he seeks HARD GAY with Kazuki.

Victor, burnished, bronze, half-dressed…

…and waiting for HARD GAY in the middle of nowhere.

The new Tokiko-bot can say “where’s Kazuki?” in fifty-seven different ways.

Negoro- a man who uses his teleportation abilities to emerge far enough away for the heroes to evade.

“Don’t look at me while I’m getting undressed!”

“Sorry, Tokiko, but I need to have some quick HARD GAY.”

Negoro reveals his ‘blade’.

“I said mouth, not eye!”

Gouta wonders how Negoro will initiate HARD GAY.

“I hope your ‘chakra’ is ready to take my ‘blade’!”

Gouta tries to initiate his own HARD GAY…

…but it is too late.

“Wait a minute…are you STRAIGHT?”

“Man or woman- I will sleep with anyone if there’s something in it for me.”

“I’m glad you said that, for I feel that way too!”

“Then let’s do this.”

“Am I supposed to be taking an attack like this seriously?”

Victor is not impressed by Shuusui’s ‘blade’.

Nonetheless, the others can see that Shuusui has HARD GAY potential.

“Let me get my ‘axe’ out and show you how it’s done!”

Victor’s dialogue is unparalleled in its subtle elegance.

Okay, this is getting a bit too ridiculous now.

“None of you can match the power of my ‘axe’!”

“Only an ultimate being of HARD GAY can match Victor.”

Gouta gets his ‘head’ into gear.

Negoro taunts Gouta by claiming his HARD GAY is superior.

He even switches to SPEED GAY.

Tokiko, the new master of standing around and doing nothing.

“Although I never say no to HARD GAY, I don’t need it.”

“Hyper Self Pleasure is enough for me!”

Will this blood be red in the DVD version?

Negoro relaxes in the aftermath of HARD GAY round one.

“And thanks to our recent encounter, I now have some of that on my hand!”

If it wasn’t pink, this blood splatter could be a contender in the Niwe League.

“I too have learned to be content with Hyper Self Pleasure.”

“Meeting…you…has made…me…talk…like…Captain Kirk…”

Chitose wonders if a powerful partner could actually disrupt HARD GAY.

“…so that you will be back in time for our HARD GAY this evening.”

Sakaguchi wants to leave his Zhuge Liang in Chitose’s hands.

“No one will ever turn me STRAIGHT!”

Yes, this stream of liquid is what you think it is.

“Is this really the right time for Hyper Self Pleasure?”

“I’m sorry, but I couldn’t hold back any longer.”

“Is…is that what they call a Zhuge Liang?”

“Mine is barely a chipolata in comparison!”

He may not have size, but Gouta is determined to prove that he has other qualities that make him a worthy partner in the bedroom.

Tokiko is not impressed at the boys’ need to resort to Hyper Self Pleasure when they have her.

“You could have at least had HARD GAY instead of Hyper Self Pleasure.”

“It’s not like you have a huge selection of partners to choose from, after all.”

“I’m telling you, Kazuki is HARD GAY too! Didn’t you watch the earlier episodes?”

Tokiko confesses that she has developed a taste for HARD YURI.

“…But randomly searching around always works for named characters!”

“They will be stopping for BI love-ins along the way.”

“…does my bum look big in this suit?”

“I’ve been looking up your measurements on my computer, and I just have to ask- is it really that big?”

A new plan to discourage unnecessary driving involves having Papillon patrol the roads in his bodysuit.

Gouta boasts of the HARD training he and Tokiko have undergone.

“A mountain track, the back of a convertible, the bus stop, we’ll do it anywhere.”

Gouta is forced to admit that Kazuki’s abilities give him potentially unlimited stamina in the bedroom.

“Of course I’ll get lucky! Everyone wants to sleep with me!”

As if the word straight could ever apply to Papillon…

Ikusabe has the largest Zhuge Liang of anyone in the Alchemic Regiment.

He also has a taste for S&M.

“I need someone to sleep with me tonight. Decide amongst yourselves who it’s going to be.”

Oka warns Papillon that Ikusabe has proven himself rather capable in the bedroom.

Papillon is pleased to hear that his new partner will be up for advanced HARD GAY.

Ikusabe is also looking forward to a proper HARD GAY encounter.

He gets out his ‘spear’.

Papillon has become quite jaded, and is no longer thrilled by the prospect of special techniques.

“…something I’ve seen before.”

Ikusabe is impressed but surprisingly unperturbed by the damage to his ‘spear’.

“I don’t need New Wang, as I can easily regenerate it myself.”

“I hope your HARD GAY can do better than that!”

Papillon places one hand on his Zhuge Liang, and one on Ikusabe’s ‘spear’.

Ikusabe proves able to reassemble his own body, although he does enlarge certain proportions where possible.

“I’ve never seen this kind of encounter.”

“Sorry, when I get excited, my Zhuge Liang loses precision.”

“Let’s stop playing around and take off our clothes!”

“This HARD GAY is the best I’ve had in a while.”

Elsewhere, Shuusui practises with his ‘sword’.

“I find pursuit quite difficult, due to this hair obscuring my vision.”

“There’s three of us, and two of them, so clearly we are surrounded.”

“Just be grateful you’ll get a chance to sample my Raging HARD GAY.”

Gouta is less than thrilled with this offer.

“Look, I’m naked and standing in the middle of the road- don’t keep me waiting.”

“I have to admit, though, your HARD GAY is pretty good.”

“You, on the other hand, are not a worthy match for me.”

]]> http://azureflame.dasaku.net/2007/02/10/busou-renkin-18-%e2%80%9cmine%e2%80%99s-bigger-than-yours%e2%80%9d/feed/ 0 http://azureflame.dasaku.net/2007/01/31/busou-renkin-17-kazuki%e2%80%99s-harem/ http://azureflame.dasaku.net/2007/01/31/busou-renkin-17-kazuki%e2%80%99s-harem/#comments Wed, 31 Jan 2007 10:01:49 +0000 Karura http://azureflame.ikimashou.net/?p=295 Bravo may have broken up with Kazuki, but now isn’t the time to be miserable; instead, Kazuki must start building up a reliable harem to take away the pain of his loss. Tokiko will be first wife, of course, but many others (both male and female) will be needed to satiate Kazuki’s ever-growing appetite for HARD GAY and BI. Who will step forward and answer the call?

Tokiko and Gouta experience intense Pleasure.

The culprit, of course is Kazuki, for water is a good conductor of Pleasure (as carried by particles known as pleasurons).

Tokiko admits that she was the one who turned Kazuki BI.

“If you think his tastes are wrong, then so are mine, for I am BI too.”

Gouta is immediately jealous of Kazuki and Tokiko’s BI.

“I smoke because I’m cool.”

Hiwatari wishes he could have been part of Bravo and Kazuki’s HARD GAY.

Bravo taunts him with details of their encounter.

Oka admits that she wants to be a member of Kazuki’s harem.

Tokiko finds that she doesn’t have the stamina to keep up with Kazuki’s demands for BI.

Papillon explains his bedroom philosophy.

“If we’re going to sleep together, you should at least do something- otherwise I might as well have Hyper Self Pleasure.”

Papillon explains that he likes to be on top.

Oka realises that she has no choice but to sleep with Papillon if she wishes to get to Kazuki.

Tokiko explains to Kazuki that it is poor etiquette to exhaust your partner.

Kazuki is unsure of how to restrain himself once the mood gets intense.

Tokiko promises six weeks of intense BI to help them adjust to each other’s relative levels.

This snail is an unpleasant reminder of Maki Maki.

Hiwatari wonders why Gouta has returned for HARD GAY when he was assigned to BI.

“I guess you weren’t good enough for her, eh?”

Upon hearing once again of Kazuki’s HARD GAY prowess, Hiwatari decides that he must get some firsthand experience.

Gouta has other ideas, and asks for a four way HARD GAY session.

Hiwatari explains the principles of SPEED GAY.

These chakra are somewhat smaller than I had envisioned.

“Just you and me, in one explosive HARD GAY encounter.”

It is always good to find out basic facts about the people you work with before you end up fighting them.

Gouta practises for an upcoming role in Air Gear.

Yes, that isn’t a contradiction at all.

Okakura dreams of his Zhuge Liang.

There is no limit to how much it can enlarge.

“HARD GAY at this time of day?”

The girls are upset that Tokiko didn’t come home in time for HARD YURI.

“Damn, it will be harder for us to get screen time now.”

Gouta’s HARD GAY potential is discussed.

“I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my throat seems to be on fire.”

Tokiko and Kazuki complain about the lost threesome.

Gouta arrives to fill in as third man, and is immediately told his duties.

“Your HARD GAY wasn’t bad.”

Kazuki and Gouta admit that they might have pleasured themselves too intensely.

“Here’s to a long and fruitful HARD GAY relationship.”

HEALTH WARNING! The last few pictures may cause long-term distress.

Who can blame you, Oka?

It’s hard to say whether the front or back view is worse.