May
30
2007
Nakaiya holds a meeting with Glover and Kanna.
Nakaiya: Now, I hope you don’t mind if we all sip wine- as a Fei Wong class villain there are certain mannerisms I must adopt, such as periodically saying gwakaka. Anyway, I’ve heard a lot about you, Kanna- according to the rumours, your Gun is rather small.
Kanna gets out his ‘Gun’ and aims it at Nakaiya.
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May
29
2007
Nakaiya summons the next three Akki Rasetsu, who perform standard introductory poses.
Nakaiya: Gwakaka, the three of you are here to become the latest adversaries of the week! First, though, you must level up a little, and since there’s no time for random dungeons, you must do it via a bondage session with the Lord’s Head!
The three Akki Rasetsu are bound in magical chains and exposed to the HARD GAY energy of the Lord’s Head by the resident Old Mage class.

Old Mage: Chaos and destruction, these are the things villains strive for! Continue Reading »
May
26
2007
Picking up where last episode left off…
Shiranui: There’s no way for you to win, Saiga- you’re surrounded by main characters!
Saiga: Item Use- Blasting Caps!
Saiga shoots a couple of blasting caps and uses the smoke to make a getaway.
Shiranui: Hmm, not bad for such a forgettable minor character.
Kakunojo: Thank you for saving me, Akidzuki- maybe you have BI inclinations after all. Continue Reading »
May
25
2007
Zagashira talks to Kakunojo.
Zagashira: You know, now that we’ve got our revenge and all, there’s really no need for us to keep doing this.
Kakunojo: But we can’t be written out after just two episodes! We need to find new plot reasons to appear onscreen.
Meanwhile, Shiranui is paying a visit to the red light district.
(Shiranui: Since there’s still no sign that Akidzuki wants HARD GAY with me, I’ll just have to drown my sorrows in BI.)
Meanwhile, Akidzuki visits Master Shouten, whose assistant, Shinza, immediately gives him Wooden Sword. A swift HARD GAY encounter ensues. Continue Reading »
May
24
2007

Akidzuki wakes from nightmares about the auction house HARD GAY, only to find himself at the troupe’s HQ.
(Akidzuki: Not these weirdoes again.)
Akidzuki goes to leave, but Ebisu stops him.
Ebisu: Oh no, you don’t! If you leave, our screen time will be reduced.
Akidzuki: Sorry, but I have to go and find a HARD GAY partner.
Zagashira: I think you’ll find that there are many willing partners here- and since we rescued you from that fire, you might say that you owe us at least one night of Pleasure. Continue Reading »
May
23
2007


Narrator: It was the last era when men lived as (and with) men, placing their beliefs on the swing of their ‘blade’.
In Sunpu castle, Prince Takahito talks with Takamori.
Takamori: Where is the head? I’ve been waiting for HARD GAY for ages.
Out on the river, Kaishuu is having the same problem.
Kaishuu: Where the hell is the head? This is supposed to be a HARD GAY series, but I’m not getting any! Continue Reading »
May
16
2007

In times of chaos, unrest and revolution, it is said that a mysterious and powerful artefact known as the Lord’s Head is driving events from behind the scenes. It may sound like an absurd legend, but the Head and its power are very real, and now, as Japan’s Bakumatsu era comes to an end, it has surfaced again. One man, Akidzuki Youjiro, also known as the Eternal Assassin, has shouldered the duty of sealing away the Head’s power forever, but when his task sees him joining Yuuyama Kakunojo’s Theatre Troupe and meeting with enigmatic playwright Soutetsu Ibaragi, it becomes clear that he will have to navigate a web of complex agendas if he is to complete his quest.
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