Jun
13
2007
Whilst Kakunojo collapses from her first Sword experience, elsewhere generic armies are having Gun and Sword. Historical figure Hijikata arrives.

Hijikata: Friend or enemy- I will cut down anyone who does not give me good HARD GAY!
After returning to base on HORSE, Hijikata sizes up some junior squad members.
Hijikata: You! How old are you, and have you got any HARD GAY experience? Continue Reading »
Jun
12
2007
Akidzuki heads north in search of the Lord’s Head, with Kakunojo behind him
(Akidzuki: I’ve managed to get her to walk several paces behind, but why can’t she leave me alone? What if I get mistaken as BI, or even STRAIGHT?)
(Kakunojo: I must keep working on Akidzuki, until he accepts BI completely.)
Kakunojo’s sandal breaks, and she stops.
(Akidzuki: This is the perfect opportunity to leave her, but if I did that, the audience might hate me.) Continue Reading »
Jun
09
2007
On the deck of his flagship, Enomoto addresses his men.
Enomoto: Men, you all exist to service to me- your lives and Liangs are in my hands.
Brunet: It’s all very well to say that, but there’s something everyone wants to know- do you have an Ezo?

Enomoto: You will find out the true power of my ‘sword’ once you have BI with me- that is all I can say for now. But I promise you this- it will be the best Pleasure of your lives! Continue Reading »
Jun
08
2007
After advertising the upcoming finale of their play, the troupe goes inside to read the script for this episode.
Zagashira: Hmm, it says here that Akidzuki is to be a part of our BI session.
Shiranui: It’s just like Sensei to want Pleasure from Akidzuki- but will a committed HARD GAY man like him turn to BI?
As usual, Akidzuki is out having Hyper Self Pleasure by the sea.
(Akidzuki: The situation may be getting desperate- is it time to give in to BI?) Continue Reading »
Jun
07
2007
After the troupe performs the first night of their play about the Lord’s Head, Akidzuki stands on the edge of a cliff and recalls the night where Ryouma died.
(Akidzuki: If only I hadn’t been out having Hyper Self Pleasure, I could have been there to prevent him getting killed.)
We see how a group of generics gave Ryouma violent and fatal HARD GAY. By the time Akidzuki gets home, they have done the deed.
Ryouma: Damn, they got me…how embarrassing to have been violated by generics.
Akidzuki gives Ryouma final HARD GAY, before staring at his hand. Continue Reading »
Jun
06
2007
Whilst a half-naked Akidzuki practises with his ‘sword’, the troupe arrives in Tokyo. Kotoha is there to meet him.
Kotoha: Welcome to Tokyo, named characters.
Shiranui: Tayu, did you come to offer me BI?
Kotoha: Yes, Soutetsu asked me to give you all Tokyo-brand BI to help you settle in.
Shiranui: Soutetsu- don’t tell me that he’s your lover too?
Kotoha: Well, he is exceptionally skilled in that department. Continue Reading »
Jun
04
2007
Whilst various historical forces begin a war of mass HARD GAY, Kakunojo bids farewell to Oryou.
Oryou: Won’t you come with me to see Akidzuki? It’s a sure ticket to more screen time, and I know you must be interested in converting him to the ways of BI.
(Kakunojo: I want to, but the time is not yet right- he is still too entrenched in HARD GAY.)
Meanwhile, Shiranui visits the café where Kotoha works.
Kotoha: Shiranui! Can you really be up for BI this early in the morning?
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Jun
02
2007
After some establishing historical events, we return to the troupe.
Zagashira: Well, it looks like our plot time may well be ever.
Kakunojo: It sure looks like it- goodbye screen time.
Zagashira: Sensei and Akidzuki were only here for one thing- Pleasure- and now they’ve both gone off to seek other partners.
Continue Reading »
Jun
01
2007
Thanks to Nakaiya, the meeting of historical figures has been engulfed in the HARD GAY aura of the Lord’s Head.
Nakaiya: That’s it, come, come, come! Let the Lord’s Head take you to new heights of Pleasure!

The troupe decides to pay a visit and neutralise the deadly HARD GAY with the power of their BI. Continue Reading »
May
31
2007
Soutetsu smashes some pots.
(Soutetsu: Those damn pots, I hate them so much!)
After some reference to historical events, we return to the troupe.
Shiranui: Damn that pistol guy- I was going to have HARD GAY with those enemies!
Zagashira: Now no one is going to care that we named the boss of this arc!
Ebisu has violent Pillar.

(Ebisu: At this rate we’re never going to get any proper BI or screen time- Pillar is all we have left!) Continue Reading »