Azure Flame Reloaded

The troupe gathers around Kotoha’s bed as Ryouun tends her.

Ryouun: Well, it looks like she isn’t dead- in fact, you could say this whole side story about her getting attacked was rather pointless.

Shiranui goes outside.

Shiranui: Why is my storyline given so little priority? Why wasn’t I the lead? More importantly, why is there a giant Lord’s Head in the sky?

Using the power of HARD GAY, Akidzuki penetrates the BI barrier protecting Final Boss Castle. From his boss chamber, Soutetsu watches.

Soutetsu: Excellent, the final level has begun! Now I will eradicate the last remnants of HARD GAY and usher in a BI future! Continue Reading »

Akidzuki and Kanna commence their Pleasure- Akidzuki using HARD GAY Sword, whilst Kanna relies on BI Gun.

Kanna: I am finally free! Kakunojo has cleansed me of my hatred of BI and need for outdated HARD GAY, and so I am finally free to experience heights of Pleasure I never knew before!

(Akidzuki: You fool, your Gun will never be a match for my Sword!)

Their intense session continues, with both men wounding each other. They fall into the sea. Continue Reading »

Hijikata has his photograph taken.

(Hijikata: By placing a personals ad, I might actually find a man who is interested in good old HARD GAY.)

Hijikata: Hey, Tetsunosuke, wouldn’t you like your photo taken too?

Tetsunosuke: Sir, placing an ad is just too embarrassing.

Hijikata: Hmm, well I suppose you don’t need a new partner anyway, since you already have me.

Hijikata goes inside to see Akidzuki. Continue Reading »

On a British ship, Parkes berates the chess piece team.

Parkes: Your BI is awful- simply awful! And as for you, Kanna- I should have never let you handle my Liang! I’m thoroughly disappointed in all of you!

On deck, Kanna contemplates his watch, whilst Queen gets drunk.

(Kanna: How dare Parkes say such things about me? My Liang is far more Zhuge than his!) Continue Reading »

Hijikata has brought Akidzuki back to Ezo.

Hijikata: Akidzuki, I must thank you for giving me some good old HARD GAY, but I’m not sure if bringing you here was the right idea. This is a land of BI and Ezos, neither of which are to your tastes.

Akidzuki: Don’t worry about me- there’s always Hyper Self Pleasure to fall back on. Just promise me that you won’t try to make me have BI with you. Continue Reading »

As Akidzuki rides back into the plot on the Stonewall- a ship designed to withstand Enomoto’s BI and Evil Stare- we go back to three months previously, where Shiranui, Zagashira and Kakashi are wandering around Ezo.

Shiranui: There are so many men with Ezos around here- no wonder Tayu has been keeping Soutetsu to herself.

Zagashira: I hate to say this, but we may have to accept that we are no longer relevant to the plot.

(Kakashi: No way! When’s my arc, then?)

Kobako and Benimaru show Kakashi what they have picked up.

Kakashi: These are rifle bullets- someone had either HARD GAY or BI around here. Continue Reading »

In the freezing snow, Hijikata tries to warm himself up with BI, whilst Enomoto practises Evil Stare.

(Enomoto: Not yet, Hijikata- save your Pleasure for me.)

In a small fishing village, Akidzuki is taken in by the family of the DOG.

Meg: Mum! A main character has washed up on our doorstep- that means we’re going to get screen time!

(Akidzuki: What’s happened? Why am I here with these minor characters?) Continue Reading »

Kakunojo relives her stabbing of Akidzuki in her dreams. She wakes up screaming.

(Kakunojo: Help, I can’t stand being stuck in flashbacks!)

Enomoto’s ship is about to reach the land of Ezo. The generics cheer.

Generics: At last we don’t have to hide our Ezos!

Several minutes of narration sees Enomoto and his people establish their base at Goryoukaku as part of the plan to create a land where men with Ezos need not be ashamed.

Whilst Kakunojo sits indoors, outside historical figure Shimura Tetsunosuke is having Hammer with some WOOD. Doctor Takamatsu Ryouun watches. Continue Reading »

Much to the delight of all the generics waiting for BI, Enomoto comes out onto the deck of his ship.

Generic: It’s Enomoto! He must be planning some special BI!

Samurai Generic: Hmm, let’s not judge his prowess in the bedroom until we see his Liang.

Samurai Generic #2: Yeah, all the rumours say it’s just a Ezo.

Enomoto targets the two samurai with his special move- Evil Stare. Continue Reading »

Two of Hijikata’s compatriots arrive.

Hijikata: Ah, it seems my regular lovers are here. Sorry, Akidzuki, but I must bid you farewell for now.

(Akidzuki: No, don’t leave me- we still need to have many, many more HARD GAY sessions!)

On the deck of Enomoto’s ship, Brunet talks to Soutetsu.

Brunet: What’s up with all these men Enomoto keeps around?

Soutetsu: His appetite for BI has become truly prodigious- why, he hasn’t even left his room in the last few days. Continue Reading »