Azure Flame Reloaded

Yes, that Spring Preview (so important it has to be capitalised) wasn’t a one-off, because now I’m doing another one for summer, so that you can all read what you’ve read a hundred times before on other blogs.

As we all know, during the summer we are expected to be outside enjoying the sunshine and the like, and so the selection of anime offered to us is rather limited compared to the lush bounty of the spring and autumn seasons. Good summer series tend to be few and far between, and even ones that are mildly entertaining can be hard to find. Can this year break the trend, or is it going to be more of the same?

I’m not bothering with movies this time, I never seem to actually watch them.

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“Sachiko, here’s a new Pleasure toy for you.” Continue Reading »

Spoiler warning: I’m going to be giving away some twists from the DNAngel anime, but does anyone really care? Also look out for Kaleido Star spoilers.

The lesson we must learn from this week is not to write Tuesday Rumble at the very last minute- but would you have noticed if I hadn”t mentioned it?

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The sports festival is here, and whilst it may not be as bizarre as Hanadera’s recent event, it still differs quite a bit from your normal sports day. But whilst the girls plan new and exciting forms of both HARD YURI and ball games, Yumi must decide whether or not to take Kanako as a partner.

Yoshino tries to arrange a group HARD YURI session. Continue Reading »

There’s a new genius in town; his name is Pang Tong and he has a fondness for bondage. Can Pang Tong convince Wu and Wei to adopt his ways, or will the classic techniques win out over whips and chains? Continue Reading »

Whilst attending a cosplay convention at the latest village of generics, Nadie discovers a woman who is making a living by selling BI to the other villagers. It seems a simple enough arrangement, but what will happen when the villagers decide they want HARD GAY instead?

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This Sunday, Azure Flame has a brand new feature, which is absolutely not an excuse for me to write fewer real articles for the blog. Since the one thing we tend to lack here is news, Sunday News Bites has arrived to let me redress that balance, and since there’s no point my trying to compete with blogs that actually offer up-to-the-minute and relevant news, I’ll just pick out the most noteworthy pieces every weekend.

Each week, the Sunday News Bites team (aka Karura) is joined in the studio by an anime or game character to give their opinion on the week’s news. To kick off, we have gone to the Netherworld and brought back Generic Prinny.

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Kakunojo relives her stabbing of Akidzuki in her dreams. She wakes up screaming.

(Kakunojo: Help, I can’t stand being stuck in flashbacks!)

Enomoto’s ship is about to reach the land of Ezo. The generics cheer.

Generics: At last we don’t have to hide our Ezos!

Several minutes of narration sees Enomoto and his people establish their base at Goryoukaku as part of the plan to create a land where men with Ezos need not be ashamed.

Whilst Kakunojo sits indoors, outside historical figure Shimura Tetsunosuke is having Hammer with some WOOD. Doctor Takamatsu Ryouun watches. Continue Reading »

Day 1
Winter is here, and unlike the previous years, there is nothing I really want to accomplish in this season- therefore, I have decided to just get it over with as quickly as possible by completing only the basic farm tasks and spending most of the day in bed. People will call me a recluse for doing this, but they cannot know the accumulated pain of nearly three years of farming. I may go out for festivals, however, just for a change of pace.

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Much to the delight of all the generics waiting for BI, Enomoto comes out onto the deck of his ship.

Generic: It’s Enomoto! He must be planning some special BI!

Samurai Generic: Hmm, let’s not judge his prowess in the bedroom until we see his Liang.

Samurai Generic #2: Yeah, all the rumours say it’s just a Ezo.

Enomoto targets the two samurai with his special move- Evil Stare. Continue Reading »