Azure Flame Reloaded

One appropriately dramatic night, Montague and his people attack the Capulets and slaughter them. Capulet: Damn you, Montague- how could you do such a thing? Montague: Gwakaka- it is all part of my plan to become the main villain of this series! Young Juliet and Cordelia are rescued by Conrad and his Pegasus, giving the [...]

“This seems like a contrived way to get us into the plot.” “She gives good BI, and I’m sure she’d reward you.”

Anime seems a bit thin on the ground this week, so to make up for it completely coincidentally, this week sees the introduction of new Rankings tables, which are of course a complete rip-off of any and all rankings ever seen in anime blogs before this point. The rankings will be divided into three tables- [...]

When a foreign princess arrives in the country in search of local BI, Machs finds himself escorting her- but can a man who prefers HARD GAY really hope to satisfy the needs of a woman? A New Wang outlet is sighted.

Like many young women, Cornet dreams of the day when her Prince Charming will rush in to sweep her off her feet. In the meantime, her ability to talk to puppets, fairy friend Kururu and a horn with special powers are her best weapons in her quest to at least get the Prince’s attention, at [...]

The troupe gathers around Kotoha’s bed as Ryouun tends her. Ryouun: Well, it looks like she isn’t dead- in fact, you could say this whole side story about her getting attacked was rather pointless. Shiranui goes outside. Shiranui: Why is my storyline given so little priority? Why wasn’t I the lead? More importantly, why is [...]

On the planet Aqua (formerly known as Mars), female gondoliers known as undines ply their trade along the canals of Neo Venezia, a recreation of the city of Venice back on Earth. Fuelled by their dreams of becoming full-fledged undines themselves, Akari Mizunashi and her friends Aika and Alice train hard for their respective companies, [...]

Akidzuki and Kanna commence their Pleasure- Akidzuki using HARD GAY Sword, whilst Kanna relies on BI Gun. Kanna: I am finally free! Kakunojo has cleansed me of my hatred of BI and need for outdated HARD GAY, and so I am finally free to experience heights of Pleasure I never knew before! (Akidzuki: You fool, [...]

A guide to anime hair Anime hair is a strange thing- it completely refuses to obey the normal laws of physics, requiring a whole new set of regulations to be written out for it.\ Don’t worry about dye- exotic and unlikely colours can and will grow naturally. In fact, in some worlds they are more [...]

In order to aid the short attention spans of today, pictures will appear sporadically. Welcome to a new section of the blog, one in which ranting takes a new direction as I temporarily move away from attacking anime in order to turn my attention onto games. These ‘Dark Side’ rants aren’t like the normal moans, [...]