Azure Flame Reloaded

Orleans looks at the captive d’Eon.

Orleans: Hmm, I think I shall have Cane with him.

Teillagory: I was hoping you’d leave it to me…er, I mean, I didn’t think you’d go to the trouble of servicing him yourself.

Orleans: I want to see his face when I give him a taste of Cane. Continue Reading »

When we think of Studio Gonzo, what comes to mind? Inevitably it seems to be CG bullet time, ugly and unnecessary mecha, inconsistent production values and a complete and utter inability to properly adapt a manga series without losing what made it appealing in the first place. Is the studio properly deserving of this reputation, or is it an impression built up by a few failures? The only way to find out is to take a closer look at their work. Continue Reading »

All Nadie wants is the time to enjoy HARD YURI with Ellis, but with so many different people after them, can that ever happen? From cross dressing BI bounty hunters and detectives with lolis to a young man with a taste for stalking, it seems as Nadie and Ellis will never get the quiet girl-to-girl time they need.

“Maybe it was in the OP…” Continue Reading »

Thanks to the airing of a certain series, we can now identify a new shade of cat- darker than black. What differentiates a regular black cat from a new darker than black cat? It’s hard to explain, but you’ll know when you see one.

On another note, I once signed up to Facebook under a fake name to look at some photos, yet people have actually been sending pokes and friend requests to that account. Does this mean that Burtholomew Ffaffington-Smythe is now a little bit more real than he used to be? Continue Reading »

A while ago, I reviewed Bee Train’s works and managed to create a minor backlash when I placed Madlax in the ‘miss’ category. If I had any sense, I would probably have left it at that, but having brought up the topic of Madlax, I came to feel as if I needed to say more on just where Madlax went wrong for me.

Back when Madlax was first being released on DVD, I let myself get caught up in a wave of enthusiasm for the series, even going so far as to buy it with no more knowledge than “it’s Noir II”. Continue Reading »

Our heroine, Balsa, grips her spear and looks down from the mountains.

Balsa: It’s been two years… since I last had BI. I’m getting desperate.

Balsa walks down to a settlement below. A man talks to her.

Man: Female warriors are rare- am I right in thinking that you are a main character of some sort?

Balsa: That’s right. I’m just here to get my Spear serviced, if you know what I mean. Continue Reading »

Day 1
Another winter has taken Mineral Town into its clutches, and as always, this means that snow has magically appeared everywhere. Without crops to trouble me (even the hothouse must be neglected until I get my watering can back), I spent a brief time mining in the Winter Mine for Mystrile, before chatting to Ann at the hot spring and then slipping into a secluded corner to practise with my hammer. It may look like senseless banging on the ground, and indeed it is, but this is the best way to get my hammer levelled up to a point where it can be upgraded to Mystrile.

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Sun Quan cries over Sun Ce’s body.

Sun Quan: Brother! We will never have HARD GAY again.

Zhou Yu approaches.

Zhou Yu: Cheer up, Sun Quan; there are many more partners in the world- such as myself.

Sun Quan: Would you really do such a thing for me?

Zhou Yu: Of course, for you are our leader now.

Sun Quan: Leader? I can’t even decide what gender I should be, so how I can make decisions for all of Wu? Continue Reading »

“During our BI session, I started thinking of how I could improve the experience.”

“If it’s what you want, I’ll ask you to be my partner next time.” Continue Reading »

This is less a parody and more a mere summary of what happened.

“Our love must be tragic and difficult from now on.” Continue Reading »