Feb
23
2007
The wheels of the plot are turning, causing everyone to experiment with new and unusual partnerships in search of the perfect experience. But just what is the best route to choose- HARD YURI, HARD GAY, BI, or even STRAIGHT? And what will be the cost of selecting the wrong one?

Shourin realises that Shuurei is very familiar with the habits of her male friends when she asks about their HARD GAY. Continue Reading »
Feb
23
2007

After all the oblique references to real life, interviews and the like, it turned out that my application to a research degree that I thought was a sure thing turned out to have been rejected. Oh well, this must be what they call a ‘character building’ experience. Now off to learn about teamwork and problem solving…
Reviewed this week: Asatte no Houkou 12, Busou Renkin 20, Gargoyle 9, Kanon 20, Les Miserables 2, Nodame 5-6, SaiMono 31-3
…and in manga: REC 27, Spiral 27, Tsubasa 143-4
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Feb
22
2007
Ever since their break-up, Kazuki and Bravo have missed the HARD GAY they used to have together, so much so that they may no longer be able to resist the lure of each other’s arms. In a secluded forest area, the couple resolve to put aside their differences and indulge in one more encounter, but what will Tokiko and Gouta think when they find out Kazuki has cheated on them?
This screencap-less sentence indicates the three minutes of flashback that initiated the episode.

Kazuki and Bravo waste no time in getting down to business. Continue Reading »
Feb
22
2007
Whilst Anton I toils away in the world of Back to Nature, his descendant (in spirit if not in fact) Anton II has just set up a farm in Forget-me-Not Valley. With an updated game engine for a newer generation of game consoles, what challenges will Anton II face as he tries to get his farm in working order?
When I first loaded Harvest Moon A Wonderful Life (AWL), my father’s friend Takakura introduced Anton II to his farm, and asked if he would like to try farming. Being the contrary person that I am, I decided to reply in the negative, expecting him to try to persuade me to give the right answer as happens in most games; instead, I got what must be the fastest game over in the history of the PS2. Continue Reading »
Feb
21
2007
Even as his grandson Sakujun dabbles in the more esoteric side of BI, Sa Chuushou (still in his chair) admits that a bad experience with HARD GAY has forced him to turn to the ways of STRAIGHT. But just how will he find a partner when he never gets up from his chair?

…HARD YURI and BI. Continue Reading »
Feb
21
2007

Iokawa Karada has always felt like a burden on her older brother Hiro, especially once she becomes old enough to realise how much he has given up to look after her. One summer, she prays to the local wishing stone to make her old enough to be independent, and to her surprise, it grants that wish- although in return, Hiro’s visiting ex-girlfriend, Shouko, is reverted to a child. Now, Karada and Shouko must deal with their new situations, and hopefully find out something about themselves in the process…
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Feb
20
2007
Yuuichi
Oh no, what have I done? All I did was go with Ayu to see her school (based on my experiences with Mai, I thought this would be a good place to seduce her), and not only was there only a stump where the school should be, but she then said a tearful goodbye and disappeared! I must have done something wrong to trigger this event, but what? At least on the other occasions I had some warning before the girl left me, but this time it occurred unexpectedly. Has all my training been for nothing? Am I left with only Nayuki to sleep with? All my dreams of a wonderful harem are lying in pieces on the floor… Continue Reading »
Feb
20
2007
Spoiler Alert: Beware Noir giveaways this week.
This week I have some advice that will probably be of no use whatsoever to most of the people who read this- never let yourself get into a situation where you have to dance with a fat old lady who completely lacks any sense of rhythm. Also, should you happen to be the child of such an old lady and come to think it would be nice to take her dancing with you and your partner- don’t do it. Remember, some poor sap will have to dance with her.
The anime guide to wooing your beloved
Last week, I completely forgot about Valentine’s Day until after Tuesday Rumble had been written, so unfortunately, I was unable to include anything relevant. Never one to pass up an opportunity, however, I went to the effort of contacting a select group of anime and game characters so that they could give essential advice to those wishing to impress the object of their affections.
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Feb
19
2007
Shourin and Youshun may look like minor supporting characters, but as they are about to demonstrate, when it comes to HARD GAY, they can hold their own with the leads. Will these two young men impress their elders enough to earn a return appearance? And will Sakujun ever get enough BI to satisfy him?

Everyone settles down for a nice cup of tea. Continue Reading »
Feb
19
2007

In anime form, Escaflowne is beloeved by many, and while it doesn’t feature on my list of favourite series, it was nonetheless a solid and enjoyable experience. Thus it was that, despite dire warnings as to its quality, I decided to venture into the world of the Escaflowne manga, starting with the two volume unlicensed ‘shoujo’ version of the tale.
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