Aug 09 2006

Tsubasa Chronicle: Fei Wong’s Lament

Published by Karura at 3:00 pm under Parodies

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I think I am going mad. Ever since I dropped the remote down the back of the sofa all those months ago, my television has been stuck on Syaoran TV and I can’t even get out my chair to switch it off.

I’ve tried everything, I really have. First, I tried to use Princess Sakura’s powers to make a new remote, but that went horribly wrong. Then, I thought I might as well let Syaoran and his friends collect her feathers for me whilst I watched, but even that proved to be too slow going to entertain me. I even decided to throw in a few mid-bosses to liven things up, but it’s no good- I want Sky Movies!

And one more thing, just who exactly is this woman that’s always with me? I thought she was supposed to be my carer, but anyone who refuses to take me to the bathroom or even turn off that infernal TV doesn’t deserve that title. Why don’t I even know her name? Please, if anyone’s out there reading this, you have to help me- I don’t know how much more of this I can take.

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4 Responses to “Tsubasa Chronicle: Fei Wong’s Lament”

  1. # Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle: Rant, Appraisal and Guided Tour, all in one neat package « Azure Flameon 20 Sep 2006 at 12:31 pm

    [...] Fei Wong: Every story needs its villain, and for Tsubasa, Fei Wong is that villain, a man seemingly confined to his chair and thus forced to watch Syaoran’s adventures on a magic CCTV, all the while bemoaning his lack of remote. His apparent goal is to gain Sakura’s power and unlock the secret of the ruins in Clow Country, but his methodology is more than suspect- he cannot seem to decide whether to let the Syaoran clone he created collect the feathers for him whilst muttering “everything’s going to plan”, or send ineffectual minions like Kyle to make trouble for the heroes. Other inexplicable actions include killing Kurogane’s mother and his own aide Xing Hua, perhaps to increase his evil rating. [...]

  2. # Nikkumanon 24 Sep 2006 at 2:05 pm

    STALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. # syueranon 04 Oct 2006 at 6:21 am

    i think you need to relax and let it go

  4. # Azure Flame Reloaded » Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle: Rant, Appraisal and Guided Tour, all in one neat packageon 10 Apr 2008 at 3:40 pm

    [...] chair and thus forced to watch Syaoran’s adventures on a magic CCTV, all the while bemoaning his lack of remote. His apparent goal is to gain Sakura’s power and unlock the secret of the ruins in Clow Country, [...]